Good 'ol unfounded Britney gossip which is probably true

Poontang leaving Jamie Lynns baby shower. You wanna hear the latest crazy? The insider said: “The house was left a wreck. Cigarette burns and cigarette butts were everywhere and empty bottles of wine were strewed about the place. Most of the furniture was ruined with stains, tears or nicks. Other items, like an expensive vase in the kitchen and patio furniture were broken. The granite kitchen countertops were damaged as well."The source added: "Rotting food was left in the refrigerator. Spilled wine soiled the carpets and floors. The outside landscaping wasn’t kept up, either, and the pool turned green from lack of attention. No one picked up after Britney’s dogs, and many ‘presents’ of dog poop were left behind for the owners."

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Ummm, that's called a party. That's called The Spear's. I thought the "rotten food" part was stupid because it couldn't have spoiled yet, duh. Also the green pool thing..give me a break. But, the rest is most likely true. As for her shorts..you think AF stand for Abercrombie and Fitch? No, silly, it stands for "Awwwww Fuck!"