Awww...why are you picking on John? He's cute and talented, and he seems to stay out of the limelight and not make an ass of himself in public. Also, that place doesn't look like the sprawling, pretentious homes most celebrities own.
really? would you really want a house that costs a shitload to rebuild EVERY YEAR because it gets washed away by a storm? limited access due to fallen boulders,or fires? A gazillion dollar house with a two car garage and no other parking, on a SUPER BUSY STREET, next to a restaurant, on a public shore with people like me laying my big ass out on my plastic neon pink No Boundaries chair ($6.88, tag still attached)I can't hear the kids screaming (and they are)so we use a boombox so I can hear my tunes, oh, shit the bag of cheetos is blowing away, here come the birds, don't worry, Mommy will get it and I bend over to expose my dented thunda thighs right in view of his kitchen window. Where to put this diaper? hmmmm
P.S. don't be home, cause if you are, and we can see you, it's on! Me,my family, La familias and the Paps will be awaitin'. Can we use your bathroom....
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if you notice in the center sort of, there looks like someone buried a large shit in the sand...
those houses are so close in malibu on the beach, there's zero privacy!
love it
You can hate him DD but I love him..I'll take him and his house :)
More for me ;)
Eliza
Awww...why are you picking on John? He's cute and talented, and he seems to stay out of the limelight and not make an ass of himself in public. Also, that place doesn't look like the sprawling, pretentious homes most celebrities own.
CapriciousCat
Why does it not look stable to me?
I love you, John. Call me! I'll be your next Emily Leatherman!
And by "Je" that would be me. Damn computer.
I hate him for having this house. Jeeeez.
It's a beautiful home. Sorry to say but I heard he can be a prick.
I was sad to hear it b/c I have enjoyed his flicks beginning with Better Off Dead.
Love him...aren't most Hollywood types pricks? Or else they'd be us.
really? would you really want a house that costs a shitload to rebuild EVERY YEAR because it gets washed away by a storm? limited access due to fallen boulders,or fires? A gazillion dollar house with a two car garage and no other parking, on a SUPER BUSY STREET, next to a restaurant, on a public shore with people like me laying my big ass out on my plastic neon pink No Boundaries chair ($6.88, tag still attached)I can't hear the kids screaming (and they are)so we use a boombox so I can hear my tunes, oh, shit the bag of cheetos is blowing away, here come the birds, don't worry, Mommy will get it and I bend over to expose my dented thunda thighs right in view of his kitchen window. Where to put this diaper? hmmmm
P.S. don't be home, cause if you are, and we can see you, it's on! Me,my family, La familias and the Paps will be awaitin'. Can we use your bathroom....
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