Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Hulk Hogan blames reality show for all the problems

Hulk and his wife split, his son Nick is in jail, his sons best friend is in a coma, his daughter Brooke is loosing her marbles and can't function anymore...Hulk has this to say...
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I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about."
"We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete, but I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”
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Nick's racing career? WTF career is speeding down LA streets like a maniac? Why doesn't he just admit his show was scripted and fake, he has fucked up kids and his wife couldn't stand him and he lusts for his own daughters ass instead of blaming all their shit on a reality show? Friggin' unbearable moron! Oh, I know some people told me I was full of it on the Brooke and Daddy photos. Yeah? Uh hu, I often get sunburned through my suit and have to have someone rub it. This whole family makes me VOMIT. Make them go away!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

*blech* daddy's hand on her ass? Thats so wrong & she's letting is what kills me. Like it's just normal? I don't get that. He needs to be in jail with his kid! Bunch of dumbasses. & yes, Linda was always saying on the show that she was thinking about a divorce. It was no secret. No shock. It was bound to happen. He can't blame the show for that, if anything they lasted longer because of it. She stayed for the money.

Anonymous said...

Hulk Ho-gan.

Maybe we should all get a reality show so when we fuck up royally, we can blame it on the show. Hey, at least he 'warned' them.

agree with anon 8:35 *blech*

Anonymous said...

He has spent so much time in locker rooms rubbing oil on dudes before they go wrestle, that I doubt he thinks its sexual. SHit, I doubt he thinks at all. His kids are a perfect example of what happens when entitlements allow you to skate through teenage years and into adulthood without having to struggle to find your identity. Brooke thinks she is a star!!. Nick decided to race cars before he got a regulkar license and his Dad bought him a bad ass car; the result is two kids that have no idea what is tough in this world. Poor Papa Hogan will have to work harder than ever to give his kids boundaries.