Friday, May 16, 2008

I don't want to smell like this idiot!


PaAss trying to pull off an SJP hat while promoting her latest perfume Can Can. Oh, shove it, ParAss, no one wants to smell like Chihuahua pee and herp. When will this chick realize she's over?
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On a brighter note..guess what I scored at my ex hubbys garage sale yesterday? A full unopened bottle of Chanel # 5. It was an antique, but, when I got it home I sampled it and perfume must keep forever because it's perfectly fine. The box also has full unopened bottles of Joy, White Shoulders, and Arpege #1! Jackpot! At another sale I scored a red Capezio leather slouch bag for 5 bucks. It was a good day, people..a very good day.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! Lucky you! Fun day! What color is the bag? I'm nosy...

Anonymous said...

PS: I think Paris swiped that off of the top of a wedding cake and slapped it on her head. She's such a horn-insky. So unoriginal. Not a thinker, thats for sure. Benji is an idiot to even touch her, she's diseased.

Anonymous said...

True story: I once got a REAL LV bag at a garage sale for 50 cents! I had it checked out. The girl that sold it to me said her aunt had given it to her used and she never liked it. I don't think she even knew what it was. I didn't say a word. Paid & left...real fast!! I still have it. Those things never age. haHa!

Dirty Disher said...

RED! It feels like buttah!

Dirty Disher said...

LV 50 cents..OMG!

jill said...

Huh? What was he doing with that bottle of Chanel? And why did you open it?????

Anonymous said...

OMG! a buttah soft red bag! Loves it!!! You still need a big grape bag. I'm looking in Indy! I kinda figured the purfume was yours & you had left it behind. Why exactly did he have it? & was he trying to sell anything of yours? I would have picked it up & just left w/o paying. Is this Eric & casey's father? Is he a dick? Or a ok guy? I hope he's not a dick. Sorry to pry but most men are dicks esp after a divorce, so I just wondered.

Anonymous said...

Thursday is always the best garage sale day. Thats when all the best stuff is still there!

Anonymous said...

sh!t-can more like

Anonymous said...

That hat should only be seen - 1 place- Churchill Downs, The Kentucky Derby. Then never seen again. Camilla likes those crazy hats too. Is some hatmaker trying to bring crazy hats back? Seems like. Probably sending them out to celebs, asking them to wear them & be photographed in them. They can keep the hat, it's free. But the publicity is priceless. All designer's do it. But I don't think this is gonna fly, well, THIS one might. But crazy hats? In this economy? Not even!

Anonymous said...

Going from the picture... I actually only wonder how you ended up at your ex's garage sale.
Only interesting part of the story coz it got me wondering.

Anonymous said...

not only do you communicate with your ex without an attorney present, but you can support his garage sale?

ok, I'm confused because this doesn't happen in L.A.. Where do you live, again?

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO! No, ex is not a dick. Him and his life partner Dennis are antique dealers. They have great sales, I wouldn't miss it. Also caught up with the rest of his family there, who I adore. They have been very supportive to me,'specially now.

Anonymous said...

Now, that I understand.

Anonymous said...

I understand too. Some folk have all the luck!Life partners, antique dealers! grrrr, we got restraining orders, drop off points, visitation monitors!! I'm jealous!!