Woody Allen had to settle for fondling Penelope Cruz at the Cannes premiere of his film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" because his muse and obsession, Scarlett Johansson wasn't there. Ferret face ScarJo had her reps make some outlandish demands and the film studio refused to pay. Limos, fancy hotels, designer gowns and all the rest were not enough for ScarJo. She demanded that she NOT share a hair and makeup artist with Penelope and Rebecca Hall. Scarlett wanted her own hair and makeup person at a cost of over $10,000 dollars a day. She also demanded that she not be put in the same hotel as the other stars, instead she wanted to be in some reclusive private place 30 miles away which would have screwed up their schedules. Now THAT'S a diva. So, no ScarJo at the Cannes premiere. That's what happens when you think you're sun and the moon and some old fart who worships you finally puts his foot down. His foot probably landed in the ass of some 12 year old Asian chick, but, that's not the point. Spoiled and stupid is the point.
3 comments:
He's weird, maybe she was trying to shake him off.
LMMFAO foot up the 12 y.o. asian ass!!!!
Scarlett the Dope.
Anyway. At least Penelope is in no danger ona counta she's far to old for Woody.
She might be too old for Woody and thus in no apparent danger--- but the sight of his creepy pedo-hands on Penelope's tummy literally sends chills down my spine.
Post a Comment