John Travolta continues to show me he is a man, a mighty fine man and he likes women. You lookin' butch as hell, John! YMCA, YMCA! Opps. I might be wrong, but, it looks like he's wearing a cross in his ear. I'M TELLIN! I'm calling Tom Cruise right now. Because I'm a big mouth gossip, thaaaaaat's right.
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I sort of want to fuck him now. But only for the money and the free plane rides.
You know he's a shitty pilot. You're not flying with him. I said so!
John can fly w/o the plane...duh! Him and Tommy girl do it all the time. Dontcha know anything? Who needs a plane when you've got L.Ron?!
What is wrong with him? He looks like the poster for that stupid movie "Wild Hogs"...is he still sporting that look, or is this an old pic? & somebody tell me how his head got so big & fat and XXXL? I mean, how does a head get fat? It got fat 1st! Then he got fat. He has the biggest surprise head...no pun intended. How did that happen? Big fat head. Now I went & got Crabbie all excited!!!
That might be an Iron Cross DD. You know, to support his local dead Nazi communists.
That's funny, I also thought "YMCA" when I saw that pic!
I keep flashing back to "Johnny Cakes" from the Sopranos (link below) every time I see Travolta and his...um, facial hair. I'm not sure if anyone knows what I'm talking about, but he was in a storyline about one of the mobsters being gay, and Johnny Cakes was his lover. I know they don't really look like each other, but it's that goofy, droopy mustache-y thing that's doing it. Travolta looks like he belongs in a leather bar, wearing chaps and cruising...well, cruising Cruise!!!
http://www.maximonline.com/uploadedCmsFiles/Slides/johnny_cakes_3116.jpg
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One more thing...Travolta's earring is on the same side as Elton John. I don't want to sound all ignorant, but don't gay men usually wear their earrings on the right ear?
CapriciousCat
He thinks he looks hip.
I think he looks like an absolute turd.
He must see the same barber as bowl-head banged Tommygirl.
If there's one thing I can't stand it's a man with a fat ass. I make no apologies for that--- it's just one of those physical characteristics that goes against nature. Kinda like "man hands" on a woman.
But I digress....
JT's always had problem controlling his weight. He was a fat kid who had to diet, and dance/train fanatically in order to get those acting roles that eventually came his way.
Once middle age hit, the weight issue was back with a vengeance. I thought it hilarious when he took on the role of Edna Turnblad in 'Hairspray'--- not because he was gender-bending, but because he could allow his weight to soar "for the good of his performance."
With that ridiculous visage burned into our collective-consciousness for all time, what's a fat-bottomed "hetero" (cough) male to do??
Go over-board 'butching it up" and make ridiculous buddy movies with a slew of similarly washed-up, played-out and pot-bellied thespians.
i think in his other ear is an 'o' ear ring so his ears are spelling out 'hugs & kisses'....he's lovey that way...
anon 8:12...I gotta agree with you on the men with fatasses thing. Especially if it's a bubble ass. Guys widen out with age if they don't work out, but a guy with a bubble ass is born that way. & I mean white guys! & it's just weird. Their jeans don't look right, it's distracting. Their face can be handsome & body can be slim & that bubble ass sticking out just is the hugest turn off. It can't be fixed either. Sorry guys with bubble asses, we don't like it. Well, some might. Maybe the girls that shave their own faces? That being on the same turn off level to men as a guys bubble ass is to us girls. Thanks for topic, anon 8:12. Nice to discuss a topic not mentioned, like EVER!
MissTia: Johnny boy & Tommy girl already blew out each others "O" rings...long time ago!!
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