Tuesday, May 20, 2008

It's not too late for me and Jay!





Everyone was flapping about Nikki Cox's new fish lips. I ignored it, wondering why the fuck I should care if Nikki Cox botoxs herself into gab stretching oblivion? Then a terrible repressed memory burst forth. Cox is married to Jay Mohr. So heartbreaking was this memory of betrayal from my wonderful Jay that I had shoved it deep into my subconscious after vowing to forgive him. Now this. I added a Nikki before shot so you could understand what Jay saw in her. But, it's different now, eh, Jay? Come back to me, Jay! It's not to late for us! I can make you forget all about the giant trout lips! Jay? JAAAAAAAAAAAY!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go back to DD Jay! She'll remind you what conversation and thinking was all about :)

Anonymous said...

i don't even know who these 2 are...but why in the hell do women do that to their lips????? and it looks like she's had eye surgery too....she was great looking and now she looks scary....

Anonymous said...

When my ex wife (and still best friend) went to see a plastic surgeon at age 25 for a small scar she had on her forehead, this guy SOLD her on an eye-lid and forehead lift. I remember thinkinng to myself that this guy sounded so sleazy it made me sick. She was 25!, but he played to her insecurities and convinced her to doit. He is board certified in plasti surgery, so he was no struggling physician with loads of debt. Women age, but they can do so with dignity and be just as beautiful.

Anonymous said...

It's sad. She reminds me of what Hunter Tylo has done to herself.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't even look like the same person. She has RUINED her face. In many ways.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Joan Rivers is lookin good these days!(Love the dark hair!)

Anonymous said...

Why is she wearing a mask?

Anonymous said...

Good grief...now her eyes look itty bitty!

Shawn said...

She recently guested on Ghost Whisperer and I couldn't even look at anything but her enormous lips when she was in a shot. My god those things are HUGE!!