"Jamie Lynn is having a shotgun wedding, and its Lynne who is holding the shotgun!" a family friend tells Star. "Lynne is determined not to let her younger daughter be a single mother."*
Oh, pffffft. Lynne's a creepy stage mom, but, she's no fool. She's not about to offer farm bubba Casey Aldridge any TV residuals or profits from the probable synthesized pop album. Give me a break. Lynne would sooner cut off her own leg with no anesthesia. If Jamie Lynn decides to play teenage wifey, it will be her decision. Don't the sisters look normal at the baby shower? Awww. Hey, Brit, I had that same exact dress...in 1974.
4 comments:
i can see daddy spears holding the shotgun....
mama spears don't give a crap bout jamie...that's how she ended up pregnant in the first place...
That's the nicest picture I've seen of the sisters in a long time.
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she does not need to get married. Lynn is a stage mom not a mother. Birtney has thrived with her dad looking after her. If it were her mother she would be dead or locked up by now.
And Britney used to be so hot........how the mighty have fallen....
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