A grainy but unmistakable photo of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer at the beach. It sure doesn't look like they're talking business. Woooo! I'm lovin' this. I hope she's having passionate blast. John Mayer is HOT (ask Perez, heh).
OMG! I thot he had a python around his neck. Then I remembered his tatted arm! That kinda freaked me out. Maybe he showed Jen his python later? You knew that was coming people!!!
Hey John I'll accept you and my girl Jennifer even after that Jessica Simpson thing but stop blogging. I see the good fun you're trying to have but haters are just goiing to turn it into something ugly to hurt both you and my girl. You wouldn't like me then John. You wouldn't like me at all............
Beard is the woman who takes the gay heat off gay men. You know, like he has a girl friend, he can't be a homo. Not that crabbie pretends, but, he's my Jack and I'm his Karen. (Will and Grace.) Honey, who dressed you? LMAO!
OK DD...I still don't get it. I take alot of (prescription)drugs,including Valium, lots of e'm, so I'm kinda like Paula!!! LOL! Thats not even a joke. Now explain that again. Cuz I was thing a beard for "down there". like head...(laffs at how stupid that sounds) Am I stupid? I'm kinda not walking around with both feet firmly planted. Paula, Paula...where are my pills you bitch?! Love you DD. But I still don't get it....
I think John might be a lot like George Clooney (my future third ex-husband) you know he gets involved with high profile women, dates them, bangs them and then does some weird "I gotta be me," about face and moves on.
I love Jenn A. and I'd love to see her and John Mayer be hot and heavy and happy for a long time but I predict this is just some pre-summer fling. Nothing too serious...
OKaaayyy...but why be called a 'beard"? Like a fake beard, a disguise? Whats a beard got to do with anything? I thot that a gay guys girl "friend" was a 'fag hag'. Thanks for the help you guys but...Somebody please draw me a picture! I still don't get the connection at all. Zero!
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Maybe she'll find happiness as a beard.
lol i hope so! i love john mayer and jennifer too..hope they are having tons of fun hee hee
-kg
Hey crabbie..I have. WINK!
OMG! I thot he had a python around his neck. Then I remembered his tatted arm! That kinda freaked me out. Maybe he showed Jen his python later? You knew that was coming people!!!
What has he gotta, that I not gotta!!
Hey John I'll accept you and my girl Jennifer even after that Jessica Simpson thing but stop blogging. I see the good fun you're trying to have but haters are just goiing to turn it into something ugly to hurt both you and my girl. You wouldn't like me then John. You wouldn't like me at all............
I love Aniston fans. :)
Crabbie...explain "beard" to me. I'm a retard. I dunno what that is! :(
Beard is the woman who takes the gay heat off gay men. You know, like he has a girl friend, he can't be a homo. Not that crabbie pretends, but, he's my Jack and I'm his Karen. (Will and Grace.) Honey, who dressed you? LMAO!
OK DD...I still don't get it. I take alot of (prescription)drugs,including Valium, lots of e'm, so I'm kinda like Paula!!! LOL! Thats not even a joke. Now explain that again. Cuz I was thing a beard for "down there". like head...(laffs at how stupid that sounds) Am I stupid? I'm kinda not walking around with both feet firmly planted. Paula, Paula...where are my pills you bitch?! Love you DD. But I still don't get it....
A beard is a girl that a gay man uses so that he doesn't look gay.
It's nice to learn something new!
Jen in the ONLY woman that I'll approve for my Johnny.
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I think John might be a lot like George Clooney (my future third ex-husband) you know he gets involved with high profile women, dates them, bangs them and then does some weird "I gotta be me," about face and moves on.
I love Jenn A. and I'd love to see her and John Mayer be hot and heavy and happy for a long time but I predict this is just some pre-summer fling. Nothing too serious...
OKaaayyy...but why be called a 'beard"? Like a fake beard, a disguise? Whats a beard got to do with anything? I thot that a gay guys girl "friend" was a 'fag hag'. Thanks for the help you guys but...Somebody please draw me a picture! I still don't get the connection at all. Zero!
Spare me! He's probably texting Jessica Simpson the entire time to tell her NOT to message him, but she knows where to find him! He's a pussy!
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