Thursday, May 29, 2008

Kid Rock can't shut up about his ex


Kid is breaking hearts by claiming he'll never marry again..He is quoted as saying: "Marriage taught me a lot. I touched the stove, it's fucking hot - it burnt the fuck out of my hand. I'm not going to touch the stove anymore."
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And... "I got burnt too hard. I got completely thrown under the bus, no question about that. I don't want anything to do with the whole world she is in. It's a very dark place."
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Every time I see Pam Anderson, she's on the beach or on a yacht, which doesn't seem very dark to me. Yeah, yeah, I know he was talking that metaphorical stuff, but, he's about as philosophical as Alfred E. Newman. I don't think he has to worry, because I don't know anyone who's dying to marry Kid Rock. Not because he's gross, but, because he's average..and a hot head. I'd be damned if I'd spend my life dragging some guy around by the arm, begging him not to punch so and so unless he looked like Jon Bon Jovie or John Mayer. I'm practical that way. I wanna eat my pancakes in peace.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

*Sigh* This people... they marry whores and sluts and then woe is me -- marriage sucks. I'm inclined to believe that whether marriage sucks or not strongly depends on who you marry.

Anonymous said...

He married Pammy! Gawd dude, whatya expect? Look at her tiny hips & ass? I hate her. I love her pants! I wonder if she put those in her garage sale? Hmmm?

Anonymous said...

You know...that takes a very good bra!

Anonymous said...

Hey Kid, do you mean you burned when you peed?. I could choke a whole server with Pam Anderson sex tapes and stories. He's lucky he didn't get Hepatitis from that nasty thing.

Anonymous said...

I'm ashamed to say I'm strangely attracted. I'm 38..I don't WANT to follow him around, but I sure wouldn't mind having him when I wanted him. *bad girl* =)

Anonymous said...

It doesn't take a very good bra when it's plastic.. look at a Barbie doll

Anonymous said...

Yeah I get the attraction, the bad boy thing. It's hawt & sexy and he will be gone in the morning...I totally get it anon 38 yrs old! I can dig it.