Saturday, May 10, 2008

Kim Kardashian is getting ass treatments


Kim's getting some kind of ass treatment right on TV because she knows she has cellulite. We get to watch. This is so blatantly another move by Kim to make us look at her ass. Too bad they can't suck the mean gene out of her pea brain. Kim's problem is not her ass-ette. She's a spoiled rotten self centered bitch. And her sister Kourtney needs speech lessons and maybe one of those deviated septum operations to stop the whine. I will not watch this show anymore!
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Okay, that was a big fat assed lie. Cigarettes and the Kardashians..sigh. Addictions are tough to beat.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's gross, her Mom has no identity of her own, Bruce lost his nut sack somewhere along the way, my guess is that he was castrated at home and served him his balls without him knowing. I wonder what she'll say when Reggie Bush is stripped of his Heismann and Michigan loses all those titles because of him.

Anonymous said...

that photo is crazy. looks like a cartoon ass. (xcept for the large dent on her left cheek)

Anonymous said...

Ok, so let me get this straight.......Kim Kardashian is "gross" and fat, yet someone like Nicole Kidman is "beautiful" and has a nice body? Gimme a break please!

Anonymous said...

Nicole hasnt gotten pissed on in a video, and her ass doesnt look like it belongs on a prize winning roping horse. Besides, Kims attitude is annoying enough to make me want to throw her out the window.

Anonymous said...

i think you mean kardASSian

Anonymous said...

I don't think she is fat. I just think that her augmented buttocks are ridiculous. As is pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth.

Anonymous said...

That ass is so f'g disgusting & huge. When she's older whats she gonna do when the bottom drops out? & it will!!! I hope the treatments also include sucking the lard outta there, but is there a landfill big enough to contain it all? & how do you get rid of celluite on ur as anyway? Chop off the ass? Isn't that the only solution? I love the horse-ass humor too. It is that big, never woulda thot of that. But dayum. I'd chop it off with a meat cleaver if I owned that.

Anonymous said...

anon 8:27 - whats this all about? I don't keep up with sports?

I wonder what she'll say when Reggie Bush is stripped of his Heismann and Michigan loses all those titles because of him.