Friday, May 23, 2008

Madonna's demands


Madonna is being pegged as a diva after her "outrageous" demands at her $2,000 dollar a night Hotel stay in Cannes. What did the ex boy toy demand? Scented candles, fresh flowers and a room temp of 30 degrees. WTF? I want candles, flowers and 30 degrees. The difference I have to buy them myself and pay the electric bill. What's so diva-ish about these requests? Madge is turning 50..menopause is a bitch, you can't be hot flashing in a 70 degree room all night. She also asked for a hook to be installed in the ceiling..your guess is a good as mine on that one, but, it's still not like she ask for bathroom waterfalls and rainbows and a gold unicorn to turn down the bed. The hotel workers are just talking shit because they're so thrilled they met Madonna. Now, about that dress..oh, dear. It's like Mrs. Doubtfire, Tootsie and Janet Wood from Three's Company all rolled into one bow-dickulous matronly mistake. I blame it on hot flashes, because Madge doesn't do drugs. Although sometimes I don't think a Valium would hurt her any. Guy could slip it in her organic pomegranate juice, and have some peace.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought maybe she meant 30 degrees celsius?, but that would be a little over 90 Farenheit. The flip side would be 30 farenheit, which would be 0 degrees celsius. That would make sense.
The third law of thermodynamics states that "as a system approaches absolute zero, all processes stop". If she sleeps at absolute zero then she will stop aging at night. Except no one told her about her core temperature not being at zero. So her skin will stop aging while she rots on the inside.

Never wake and bake and try to figure this out, it took me an hours and a lot of laughing. Good Morning DD.

Dirty Disher said...

Mornin'. Maybe it is celsius. Who knows what country she's from now.

Anonymous said...

30 degrees? wtf??? it's obvious her husband truly has blue balls...unless he's smart and sleeps in another room....

i can't imagine a place having the capabilities of making a 30 degree room---unless it was a walk in freezer...at 30 degrees a room in a fancy hotel, items would be damaged---especially once they were brought back to room temp...

now, old gossip wise, joan crawford insisted on the set being like 50 degrees (because her skin looked firmer)....

Dirty Disher said...

Uhhhh, I like 40 degrees. I can do 30 easy.

Anonymous said...

INSIDE? will your a/c go that low? central air thermostats don't go that low even...

Anonymous said...

Madge ........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!Makes me laugh every time I read it !! Wasn't that the name of the lady on the Palmolive commercials years ago ?? The one where she says , " Your'e soaking in it . " I think "Madge" needs a good soaking in something ! LOL !!!

Anonymous said...

Seems she's having an identity crisis.

Here, she looks like the church lady.

Two weeks ago, she was wearing vinyl with her tongue in some girl's mouth.

Notice that when she's dressed more age-appropriate (i.e. the vintage Chanel photo'd in Cannes), she stands alittle pigeon toed. it weird. it's like she's not comfortable or something.

I'd love to see her grab her crotch in this get up.

Anonymous said...

Wait.

Madonna... a DIVA????!

Ohhhhh, say it ain't so!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is just.... WRONG.

I love it when celebrities like Madonna try to dress for an occasion in a manner they believe is "sophisticated" or "classy".

Their utter cluelessness generally results in a conspicuous fashion emergency -- such as this.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, 8:31.

Anyone remember the "Madonna for Versace" campaign of 2005? (shot by Mario Testino)

For a time, those photos were everywhere... I recall thinking how
GREAT Madonna looked and that every aspect of it just totally worked. She should have embraced that look and made it her signature... but alas.

Check out "Madonna for Versace":
(the "white pants/graphic top" and "khaki safari dress" are my favorite looks for her)

http://win.madonnatribe.com/madonnatribe/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=120

Anonymous said...

30°C is fucking hot. And since France is using the (logical) Celsius scale, it should be 30.

It even makes sense in a twisted way. With a hot room to sleep and the hot outside there is no temperature difference when leaving or entering the building, which is good for her health!

I hope she dies from heatstroke.

Anonymous said...

Saw her being interviewed on Channel 4 this week. Woman is a total MORON.

Anonymous said...

needs braces...still!!!! The ceiling hook is probably for a "sex swing", maybe she sends Guy out & has her chinese girls ova? I don't see what else it could have been for. Not me...some chick I know used to have one, she was a whore,FUGLY & she's crazy too.