Thursday, May 15, 2008

Mariah and Nick in a hurry for sock monkey babies

Just hours after telling the world she would never want to get pregnant because she "never wanted to feel violated," Mariah has changed her tune. She had one of her assistants call L.A.’s hoity toity baby store Petit Tresor and asked them to send fabric samples, and its designers to work on her new nursery. It will have a butterfly theme. Of course it will. She looks like a sock monkey here. I want to see widdle sock monkey butterfly babies! Admit it..you are as evil as I am. To see Mariah Carey get stretch marks would make many people happy.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay. I know she is totally annoying and so forth. But.... I was trying to explain who Nick was to my hubby who sometimes looks over my shoulder when I'm on your site :) and ended up on Nick's website.

He really seems like a good guy. I can't help but like him.

I just hope he doesn't get hurt.

Dirty Disher said...

Don't worry, he will recieve a parting gift of her CD collection and she will mention him fondly.

Anonymous said...

yeah, she'll throw him & his whole Drumline out on their ass. I like him too, he's a very vain young man tho. He thinks he's the sh**. I guess if he doesn't nobody else will.

DD...totally off subject. But my daughter wants some dirt on The Hansons. She just saw them in concert & she has been hearing that Taylor (the gorgeous one) is a huge chaeter on his wifey. They are all married & have kids. And are rumored to be cheaters. What DIRT can you dig up? She wants to know. She wants to marry Taylor, so she has ulterior motives!!! She did get to meet them & "Walk" the walk with them, gots pics etc. Wanted to have her way with him etc...LOL!!! Let me know! Just askin'.

Anonymous said...

she doesnt want to feel violated? um....what? wouldnt having a mans penis inside you or millions of people reading about your personal life or having dozens of paps make you feel a bit more violated than having a child ever would. she is a fu'ing lunatic

Dirty Disher said...

Sorry anon..I checked and checked and the only Taylor Hanson cheating stories are on fantasy writing sites by obsessed fans. He seems to be a devoted husband and father, but, I will post some Hanson pics. He's adorable.

Anonymous said...

OH.My.God. How did you think of Sock Monkey? You absolutely nailed that one! The s.monkey will never be looked at the same. Ever.

frikkin hilarious

mm

Anonymous said...

that baby boutique has a history of releasing false stories saying so & so ordered items, or so & so were shopping there...just to strum up business...

this could be totally bogus...

i still can't picture mariah having sex, she would get mussed up!... and with those 16 humidifies in her bedroom, he surely couldn't get hard...

Anonymous said...

16 humidifiers? That would cause mold to form on everything! Yuck! Like a hothouse or a suana. Is that true? Bitch must sleep with her damn big mouth open!

Anonymous said...

Moooriah does have a Monkey Face.

As I've said before, Narcisstic types like MOOOORIAH and Angelina Jolie are never a good thing. These types treat kids like they are Accessories.