Access Hollywood is reporting that Nick Cannon bought Mariah Carey a $2.5 million dollar engagement ring and she has finally said yes. I pretty much believe this because MC has been talking about him in public lately which is unusual. She's dropped hints about how she's found her special guy and how happy he makes her. Now, y'all know she's the biggest spandex pain in my ass ever..BUT..I am sitting here almost pooing myself with laughter picturing Mariah's wedding.
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If the Empire State Building was lit up purple and pink because she has a new album out, can you imagine THIS event? She'll rent the moon (because even TMZ can't afford to fly there), build an oxygen rich environment there and set up an endangered flower arch to stroll though. She may have scientists growing some new never before seen blossoms right now. The unicorns, fairy's and butterfly's had better get their ass's busy weaving the material for her one of a kind body hugging gown (at minimum wage). There also has to be 50 gallons of marshmallow extract and butterfly piss sprayed on every one who flies to the moon to attend. And I have a feeling this is just the tip of her ice burg. She will also find a way to be lit from within so she has "that glow" even if it means halogens up her behind. Surgeons are working right now to attach permanent gossamer wings to her back. Yeah, you could say I'm looking foreword to her wedding. Congrats MC, don't disappoint us.
7 comments:
I lose the bet...apparently someone will fuck her.
I know..I lost money too.
he gave her the SAME engagement ring he had given his ex-finance some victoria secret model......what a douche!!
how is this guy gonna sleep with her and her 16 humidifiers??? and since she protects her 'throat' so much, he can count getting head out...
she probably has an assistant hold her tits during sex so they don't bounce....
lol hahahahah
-kg
Thats the same ring he just gave to that VS model he was engaged to for about 5 minutes. So, the other chick returned the ring. His reps confirmed it, it's the exact same ring! I can't believe she would accept it!
That's called sloppy seconds!
Miss Tia, LMAO @ bouncing tits and not getting head!
Dishy, excellent post! This is why we love you! (well, one of the reasons!)
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