Michelle took little Matilda to a park on Sunday and spent time just playing. Very cool. Ya'll know I have a soft spot for this baby and it's good to know she's doing okay without her dad, Heath Ledger.
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I know it's not Sunday, but, I have to tell you about my Mothers Day. I got my mom a special card (I HATE cards) and it said "Give yourself a hand, Mom, you always gave me one." I thought it said it all without being all gooshy, which I despise. She didn't get it at all. She squinted at the message and looked confused. It made me laugh. I also got her a big blooming pot of purple sage for the garden, because she is of American Indian heritage and I thought she'd know what that meant. She asked what the Hell you do with it, do you eat it? More smirking from me. I also got her a pretty basket of dried all organic Papaya because she's always bitching about MSG in candy. She sniffed it and looked puzzled. I'm sure she'll feed it to the fat assed raccoon. (Rascal, you fat ungrateful bastard, I hope you enjoy it.) Next year I'm getting her a subscription to The National Enquirer and a cat grooming kit. But, she knows I love her, that's what counts, right?
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Oh, I found out I don't hate all cards. Casey got me one that plays Girls Just Wanna Have Fun..that cracked me up. Not canned either, it was Cyndi Lauper! How was your Mother's Day?
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Lol yeah that is what counts is that you love her =) she sounds so cute lookin all puzzled...
-kg
Matilda looks exactly like her dad.
That child looks like Heath popped her right outta his own ass. She will be great, her mom will be too. Playing at the park with your little girl? How great a Mothers Day is that? Thats the best!!! And your cards sound fun DD. Hope you had a great day too. Your mom sounds like a hoot, the all day Dollar General trecs, the racoon and just the way you talka bout her. Post her pic sometime, I wanna see if she matches what my mind is picturing! I'm 50, OK? So, my mom is gone & my dad too. I love Moms! Glad that I am one.
I will post her pic! She's a cute old lady. I'm sorry you lost your parents. I really am.
Oh DD...it's o-tay. I loved them when I had them. And besides I didn't lose/misplace them, they are just gone. It's been a very,very long time. Love you girl.
PS: Thank you sweety
i didn't know there was MSG in candy! really??
i always like the cards that are funny in unintentional ways...i have a strange sense of humor...
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She sounds like my mother @ not getting it and always striking out with the gifts lol.
I spent a crapload of my $ on various GODIVA chocolates and gifts I picked out specially and had wrapped bcos Mom is so frkn picky. She never opened her gift because she was too busy biching me out. Happy frkn Mother's Day! No wonder I'm so fucked up.
my mother put shit on me all my life. but since dad died two years ago and its just been her and me and no dad to come between our battles, we have been forced to face each other, fight it out and then make up, and its paid off. i can be proud to say that mum and i had the best mothers day EVER this year and she squeezed my leg and smiled at me, she never did that. so i came home floating on a cloud because being loved by mum is soooo important.
Awesome stories. Thanks.
I was away for the weekend, but came home Sun to a basket of flowers and a little digital key chain - you download 50 pictures on it and then you can carry it around and show off your family and stuff - I loved it.
I thought of my wonderful mom too who is gone. She truly was an amazing mother.
crystal
glad yours was good DD.
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