I don't know if I even believe the split rumors, but, The Superfish claims they got an email from "an anon source" who knows some crap. It read...
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"Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a "break." He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He's just having fun with her. It's funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things."
"Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a "break." He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He's just having fun with her. It's funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things."
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Are you kidding me?? I don't care if she's dumb as dirt and jumped the gun calling him "her husband." You don't put a chick on speaker so your friends can make fun of her sex life. That's just evil! If this turns out to be true, Tony Romo will be on the DD permanent shit list.
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If she was on speaker phone and didnt know, she's dumber than shit. I can always tell when I'm on speaker and I know I wouldn't be talking about sex if I was, except some nice oral sex...you know...FUCK YOU!
The girl didn't know what tuna was. Remember?
If thats true thats beyond low and he deserves a good smack upside the head.
I am a man. My son (11) told me the girl he called his girlfriend had broken-up with him because "he cheated on her". He said to me: "Daddy, I don't even know what that means". I told him that the most important thing in a relationship is communication and honesty, and also NEVER kiss and tell; or you'll never get pussy again. He just stared at me with a look of awe and understanding. If the rumour is true then Tony should have stayed in the locker room back in High School.
if I had a daughter - and her 'friend' did this to her, I would turn his and his buddies life in perpetual, never ending hell. They would curse the day their parents met each other. They would suffer.
It is hard to believe - but we should not forget:
Romo is a football player. These guys are among the biggest assholes allowed to breath. That they are also homophobic closet-homos does not make it better. In fact to prove that they are not gay despite their homo antics, they need to put girls down. Just for fun.
9:16:00 AM..YOU are a great dad.
DIsgusting...she's better off without him, if this is true. Why can't she just find some decent guy & not let her dad know about it!
You told an 11 year old boy about never getting pussy again? Who are you? What you said makes perfect sense to me but he's a wee too young to have used THAT word. Couldn't you have said something more age appropriate? I hope you actually did Daddy-O! Think-Think!!!
Speaker phone is so easy to know about. She would have heard the guys snarking in the background. He's either a true dick or this is a lie. She's nice girl & doesn't deserve this. I am betting most of this is a lie. The break up part may be true tho. Somebody verify that. If he did that to this poor girl, I hope he never gets any pussy again either!
Romo is a football player. These guys are among the biggest assholes allowed to breath. That they are also homophobic closet-homos does not make it better. In fact to prove that they are not gay despite their homo antics, they need to put girls down. Just for fun.
Thats NO SHIT! 100% true! Thats why they are chronic cheaters too. They all cheat. Even "Mr. Nice Guy" Peyton Manning cheats! Fact!
The final sign of the Apocalypse:
Dirty Disher defends Jessica Simpson.
So accurate. I almost typed it myself. Heh.
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