At the Playmate of the Year Party, Holly said, "We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago. It's like a car stalled at the side of the road."
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Hef says, "I love Holly very much and I think we're going to be together the rest of my life. But marriage isn't part of my puzzle. It's not a personal thing, I just haven't had much luck with marriages."
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Ahhh, well, poor Holly, she'd look so good in a custom made Vera Wang wedding bikini. But, it looks like she'll never be Mrs. Puffin. That's the way the bunny bounces.
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Heff has been so lucky all his life that I wouldn't doubt it if he can still give Holly a good rogering. Or maybe he doesnt remember and she just tells him that he did. Will she stick around for ten or more years if he does?. Her best years are fading and she may need to find a life partner. Maybe a fish or a bird may put up with her annoying ass.
If his dick could talk it would sing.
NOOOO! I love Holly! Leave her alone. She loves Hef & wants his baby. I hope that he will at least let that happen. He has kids older than her too! I feel bad 'cuz "the rest of his life" may not be that long. He's had 1 stroke already. Scared me to death!! I hope if he does love her that he's made some provisions for her future, as she has given up many opportunities I'm sure.
that's so dumb! why would she want a baby with someone who probably won't be around to raise it with her? i don't get it.
lol and thats the way the cookie crumbles..hee hee
-kg
Talk about a good gig!!! I think he does love her, but for shits sake, he doesn't need to marry her! He's not going to live forever, and when he's dead she can take the money he's leaving her and go out and grab some of those "missed opportunities"!! Pfft!
Anon 6:27: Brilliant!
N.
Holly, Holly,...did you really think he'd marry you? I think she loves him too...and she should kick those other two right out the bunny door!!
The only thing the lovely Holly can count on is that she will be as good as gone as soon as her ass turns 30, those are the rules, the only one who can get old is Hef. Marriage to a sweet, horny model would bring more bad luck to his already tragic life.
oh, Holly, you've sucked enough dusty dick, move on....
never mind.... i'm sure he will think of her in his will.... or will he? and as for his (fat?) dick, how do you think he gets it up hard enough to fit into her tight childless vag? i know its crude but... reality check. i doubt if that little blue pill would do it. oh hell the mind boggles and i really don't want to go there and neither do you!
She has said they have a very vigorous sex life, & he does take Viagra but she said he doesn't need it. Hef's still got it. I don't think he could keep her interested enough to hang around w/o some booty. Money only can please a girl so much. A man HAS to be man. He has admitted to using porn to get stimulated, but lots of guys do. Young guys!
If I were an 83 year old man and I had a 29 year old girlfriend who called me "Puffin Boo", I think I'd want to kill her.
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