From The Star: Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys - the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out - with hours of erotic talk! "They have phone sex often - at least once a week," an insider tells Star. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."*
I'm laughing. Maybe this is why she wants to move to Encino, cell phone bills are a bitch. I can't imagine the girl has her shit together enough yet to have phone sex. She'd stop right when it was getting hot and read the directions on a box of Kraft mac and cheese or run out of smokes and leave the phone dangling while she ran to the gas station in her loathsome cowboy boots and jammies. So hot. I just hope she remembers to sigh the right name. It's not "Ohhhhhhh, Justin." Seriously, Brit.
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Honestly, I thot they were good t'gthr. She's enjoying her grab in this pic, huh? She's still got a little somethin' for Kev. He's cute. Why not? But that ship has sailed. They might be FWB but that seems weird to me. I dunno about this. She likes her sex tho. Thats true. It's probably somewhat true, hows that?
I call this one BULLSHIT.
... and I'll just leave it at that.
I just threw up in my mouth!
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