Ashlee married Pete. I heard they had an Alice In Wonderland theme and she wore a Monique Lhuillier gown. Jessica was maid of honor and Tony was there too. I'm sure we'll see 40,000 photos as soon as Joe Simpson finds someone to buy them.Note: Teaser photos of food served at the reception include a tiny chocolate teacup and playing card. I thought that psychedelic blue thing was Pete's weener, but, it's a marzipan mushroom. Wolfgang Puck was the caterer. Woolfgang likes to pick his nose while he cooks. I hope they read this.
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Obsessed teenies hearts all over the world are offically heartbroken.
I'm happy for them. They look mighty happy. I won't guess how long they last ...yet.
xBee
Two more fugly boring people off the market! yeah. Now Papa Joe can start negotiating the reality show along with selling the Honey moon sheets on ebay.
What Else could she DO for her dying Career?
Next up! Maybe Jessica will admit She's a Tranny.
btw. I'm sure poppa Joe went on the Honeymoon. Ya know... for some Home Videos & stuff.
oh pete.
and to think you were my hero when Take This To Your Grave came out. oh well.
Anyone want to venture an opinion on how long this farce will last?
Personally, I give it less than one year.
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