Friday, May 16, 2008

The Queen Mother speaks

Angelina in the Today interview: "I'm very happy," Jolie said. "Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
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Some people are reporting Angie said "Like most women", I listened and I think she said "UN-like most women." Which means Angie understand the joy of pregnancy more than the rest of us peons because she's Angie and we're not. Personally, except for the last month when your feet are burning and you pee constantly, I didn't mind it. You get to eat what you want and wear tents and no one makes fun of you. And you don't have to worry about getting pregnant. But, I am not Angelina Jolie so wtf do I know? I am only here to listen to her and learn to be a better person. Aren't you? Hehehheheheh.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha. Unlike most women she has Brad to take care of her children and her brother to massage her breasts.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to take this stoooopid bitch aside. She did say UNLIKE most Women. I knowshe thinks she's Mother Teresa or Saint Angelina but it seems like she can't hide her extreme Narcissism. I suggest a Publicist speak for the Dumb Ass from now on. It's not the first Time she has said something so Ignorant and Insulting.

btw. Some Women do not want Children or can't get Pregenant. Has Skankalina ever *thought* about that? and maybe she should just talk about a Movie coming out.

OH WAIT! There is no Movie coming out.

I really hope these two media whores go away. They are Pitiful.

Just show us Shiloh. The Priviledged blob is the Real Star :)

Anonymous said...

yeah, there IS a movie...Kung Fu Panda! Figures she'd do a voice for a chinese inspired cartoon! She likes the asians. w/e...but she's mean to say that. I already hate & dsspise her so this doesn't change anything for me. She flaunts Brad's seed inside her and wants us to envy her. No one even gives a flying shit anymore! Big deal. You live , then you die. Just like the rest of us woman! I hate everything about this whore.

Anonymous said...

They are like a car accident - you are basely drawn to pay attention to the strangeness of it all.

jill said...

Smugo loves the attention she gets from being preggers not the pregnancy itself.

Anonymous said...

8:21, you are so right. I loathe both of them but you feel like you have to post some kind of response.

But I have to admit. Even I'm getting bored. Even the brangeloonies and their blogs/ Territory are getting too predictable. lol! Wish they'd come up with some new material besides the Woeship brangelina crap.


Oh well. I hope brangelina goes away into the Sunset with the blobs & Orphans. But I'm sure they'll continue to whore themselves and the whole family out for a long,long time. Self Indulgent , Publicity Whores do this to Satisfy *themselves*

Anonymous said...

If they were such publicity whores, they would have come out with this pregnancy a long time ago. Britney Spears is a publicity whore...Brad and Angie are not out all over the place all the time waiting for a photo op. They may have made some choices that you and I would not have made, but how many of us are without sin? Cast the first stone, please.

Casey

Anonymous said...

Casey...they are out everyday with at least some of their brood getting a photo op. It's a daily event.They eat it up. They both are losing their popularity in movies so are clinging to what they have left, getting talked about. I can't stand them. Sounds like you CAN stand them. To each their own. Squinty eyed "i'm beautiful, you're not" pigs.

Anonymous said...

They're out LIVING every day. Taking their kids to school, sight seeing....living. But like you said, to each thier own. I can stand them, they are human, just like everyone else. Everyone else here condemns her for being a husband stealer...or whatever...most people here have had some type of experience with infidelity. At least Angie is not all bad. Like I said, they have made choices that you or I would not have, but they do give back, which is more than alot of people do. I'm not trying to change anyones mind, I know I can't, and I do respect every one else's opinion as well. I'm not trying to make enemies or friends either for that matter....eh...fuck it....have a great weekend!

Casey

Anonymous said...

Im torn on whether or not she says stupid things on purpose or is she just that stupid

Anonymous said...

She is just that stupid.

I only blame her for not having been around when my mom was having kids. I could have been a multi-lingual jet / helicopter pilot with solid geographic-historic knowledge....

Anonymous said...

brangelina and their Loons are the Most Self Righteous People.

Maybe brangelina should get Married and give their kids Some Stability? and Maybe Adoptalina should stop blabbing to the Press so much. She cleary isn't Intelligent or Unselfish Enough to talk to Everyday Americans. She Fucks Up Everytime.

Stay in France BITCH!

Anonymous said...

In her (feeble) defense:
Angelina does not have women friends. (Whoever wants to point out Mariane Pearl... feel free to feeed my point). So maybe her experience in that particular area is limited. It did seem like she wanted to shun out the world on her first pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

Aww come on!! I love that, "check dat shit out!" look on Brad's face, they are making an "effort" fake or not to "look decent". I like it.

Just for fun, name all of the Hollywood couples that are not even trying....they are so full of it that they "believe" that you believe. Start with Mariah, Jenny from da block, Hef n Holly, uh, Beyoncee....

Anonymous said...

Have you ever wondered who is going to take all those kids once they split up?