Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Rachael Ray upsets the Arab men (and Fox news)!




In the most RETARDED news of the day, Dunkin' Donuts has pulled a Rachael Ray commercial because her scarf looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men.
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Conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin: “The keffiyeh has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad.”
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Shut the fuck up, it's a paisley scarf! I have one just like it from Target. I looked up the keffiyeh just to make sure I was understanding..I am. There's Yasser Arafat wearing one with a "code" in it. Yeah, the code is "I not use you stinking galik and EVOO, Rachael Ray, you bad woman!" "I spit on you 30 minute meals!" The third photo is some dude with a Pizza Hutt table cloth on his head. You bastard! Pizza is American! I hate everybody stupid. I quit.
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PS..I'm hiding my garage sale Rachel Green, Friends Pashmina before some mofo makes me wear it over my head.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish someone had strangled her with it.

Anonymous said...

Yasser used to wear his in the fashion of the "Palestinian struggle". The struggle of the Palestinians would have been much less severe if Yasser Arafat had not stolen BILLIONS,yes BILLIONS (just like Fidel Castro was listed in Fortune Mag.) As soon as he died, right after he deficated in the Church of the Nativity, the leaders of his party raced to his widow Suha to make a deal in order to get the money back. Google Arafats money and youll get countless articles estimating his wealth between 1 and 3 billion dollars. The keffiyeh is useful in the desert to protect from the sun and the elements, Rachel is just accesorizing with little clue of its use. Wrap a Che Guevara on your head and blow yourself up bitch! It may only take one more donut.

Anonymous said...

Some people are soo touchy...

Corina said...

OMG.. this is what happens when political correctness goes too far. IT'S A FUCKING SCARF!!!

Anonymous said...

maybe it's 'cuz it was HER? She can be very annoying. Arab men don't like annoying women, they decapitate them so they will STFU!

Anonymous said...

Arab men dont take kindly to women wearing male clothing as accesories.

Anonymous said...

I don't give a fuck what Arab men like. They can go fuck a camel.

Anonymous said...

They do. But prefer making out with goats first.

Anonymous said...

One of the silliest things I have heard yet. Why should we give a fuck?

Anonymous said...

It does look like a keffiyeh and why would she wear a winter scarf with a tshirt + ice coffee

cupcake said...

I live in a college town and the Palestinian women wear these around their necks very often and so do pro-Pali students.

Anonymous said...

WTF? "murderous Palestinian jihad"? Everyone wears that now! Even David Beckham wore it once! Some people have fuckin problems.