Thursday, May 22, 2008

Renee Zellweger, what happened to her?




No, seriously, what happened here? You could live through weird sex with Jim Carey, suck lemons 24/7 for a year, cut your hair with a lawn mower and gain and lose 40 pounds twice for Bridget Jones and the sequel, but, it would never explain this. I am just puzzled. I feel a little guilty for pointing it out. Not enough to shut up though.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not everyone can wear their Hair this short.

Also, Renee's facial make-up in this picture is too dark. Look at the line where her face and neck meet.

The first picture, she looks very young.

Anonymous said...

I was gonna say...she just got old DD. I am kinda wondering when the slitty eyes came into play tho. But honestly, she aged very quickly. If we all did, that would be a scary. I think she's on speed-aging! & she's just not cute.

Anonymous said...

Must be the fad diets that Hollywood pulls out of their collective asses. Live micro-veg purple sacramento bean cabbage and grapefruit yougurt only. Come on already, humans need all of our food groups, and I want my food boiled, stewed, fried, baked, or steamed. I am smoking a pair of pork tenderloins as we speak.

Anonymous said...

wow, is that some good shit? After you smoke it, let us know what kinda buzz you get.

Anonymous said...

she looks like she went thru a car wash again and again and got extra buffing and waxing on her face...wtf?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for bringing this up. I have often wondered this myself. Thought she was pretty in Jerry Maguire. It seems like she really took a turn after the first Bridget Jones Diary. Maybe it is related to dieting/ nutrition yo-yo weight.

Her face looks more red than her neck/ chest/ the rest of her in many pics. Noticed this on the cover of the mag for her wedding pics to Chesney (however you spell his name). Its almost like her face is irritated. Maybe she gets microderm abrasion or uses retin-A or something. Course that doesn't explain her eyes. Oh, I don't know. I just agree w/ ya, somethin happened.

FonHom said...

My favorite RZ story - Molly Norton on auditioning for the role of a bride in a TV commercial:
"I rented a white dress and had my hair and makeup professionally done. Renée sauntered in wearing a white tank top, a pair of cut-offs, no makeup, and tousled bed-head.
We talked. When I found out she had no real acting experience, I relaxed....But Renée, of course, won the role. And every role after that. Over the next couple of years, she haunted me like a bad late-night infomercial."
LMAO!!
Here's the link - http://dir.salon.com/story/ent/feature/2004/01/29/renee/index.html
(Tried to post as an HTML link but it didn't work.)

Anonymous said...

6:41 is right - she must get microderm abrasion - but you WEAR FOUNDATION MAKEUP -that would make a HUGE difference. She's NOT a natural beauty!

Anonymous said...

She looks that way in every picture... like she's wrapped wayyyy too tight! She's looked more than a little crazy for a long time. You forgot marrying a country star on the beach and having it annulled.