This is the chick who had her coat stolen by Lindsay Lohan
Masha Markova is sueing The Blow for taking her coat at a party. The coat valued at $11,000 dollars showed up, on Lindsay, in a magazine photo and Masha recognized it and got it back from The Blow. Now she wants "rental" fees. She seems as bright as a door knocker, but, it hardly matters. Lindsay Lohan does whatever she wants and takes whatever she wants. And she NEVER says sorry.
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"on the NEXT episode of living lohan: address fur coat theft"...pan to dina lohan who's on the phone---"look, i checked with lindsay and she would NEVER have anything to do with a fur coat, she doesn't like the feel of fur, you've all seen pix of her vagina, it's bald, fur is soooooooooooo last year isn't it ali?"
Speaking of dicks...DD...my grown kids have turned me on to Mickey Avalon. He used to be a male prostitute in L.A. He's now a successful rap artist.He's white. Tall & skinny. Heroin chic look. He has a song on the new Harold & Kumar movie. "My Dick"...it's hilarious. You'd crack up laffing! I'm 50 yrs old & I LMAO everytime I hear it. Go listen. I think you can find it. You know how to do that stuff. They said it's played at all their parties & the kids love the guy. He's a hoot. And who can't use a laff? Right?
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"on the NEXT episode of living lohan: address fur coat theft"...pan to dina lohan who's on the phone---"look, i checked with lindsay and she would NEVER have anything to do with a fur coat, she doesn't like the feel of fur, you've all seen pix of her vagina, it's bald, fur is soooooooooooo last year isn't it ali?"
Snort!
I hope this chick wins against LL! it's good to hear she's going ahead & suing. I would have done the same. THIEF!
She also said that when she finally got her coat back it was damaged and smelled like booze.
..........smelled like booze AND Ronson's puss!
Ronson has a puss? Nuh-uh! She's got a dick!
Speaking of dicks...DD...my grown kids have turned me on to Mickey Avalon. He used to be a male prostitute in L.A. He's now a successful rap artist.He's white. Tall & skinny. Heroin chic look. He has a song on the new Harold & Kumar movie. "My Dick"...it's hilarious. You'd crack up laffing! I'm 50 yrs old & I LMAO everytime I hear it. Go listen. I think you can find it. You know how to do that stuff. They said it's played at all their parties & the kids love the guy. He's a hoot. And who can't use a laff? Right?
Found it. Thanks.
They should both go thru what all the animals in the coat had to go thru.
well at least this poor girl got her coat back, gawd knows how hard it is to get by as a student
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