Saturday, May 31, 2008

Todays bargain..two dumb whores for the price of one


ParAss Hiltons fashion line will be available for purchase online this summer. Oh, goodie! I always wanted to look like a Dunkin' Donuts waitress who's tripped out to happy hour by throwing a Salvation Army mini over my uniform. To make matters even more stupid, rich socialite, good for nothing, Lydia Hearst threw in her two cents and two brain cells...
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“I went to college,” Lydia, who attended Sacred Heart University, said. “I’m a supermodel. I have a legitimate career in journalism, television, fashion and designing.”
She then took a catty swipe at Paris‘ entire family lineage, saying, “I’m a Hearst, not a Hilton!”
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Yeah, anorexic moron, you're a regular Heidi Klum. Which would be worse, (except for the money) being a Hearst or a Hilton? Neither is excused from Herpes, jail time and really stupid clothes.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's probably what she screams in bed to get herself off; "I'm a Hearst, I'm a Hearst".

Anonymous said...

I thought her sister was the great fashion designer. (Didn't she bomb too?)