Saturday, May 17, 2008

The wedding of the year, it's a boring news week




I had to leave abruptly yesterday because I had a new pet and a small child in the house. In case you're wondering, they got along really well. It was a good day. But, I turned on the TV to see what I'd missed and I saw helicopters over the Simpson mansion covering Ashlee and Pete's wedding stuff. I was, like, wtf? Isn't this the less famous sister of the D-list sister? Boggled my mind. Helicopters?? Really?
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Pete Wentz and the boys were taken to Mr. Chows, Thursday, by Daddy Joe Simpson and Ashlee and her girl friends went lingerie shopping after a bachelorette party. The paps were going wild.
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Tony and Jessica were spotted together, even though they're still broken up. Tony is going to accompany Jess to the wedding, just like he promised. The real news here is the rumor that Tony told friends the split had more to do with her dad than Jessica. Tony is sick of Joe telling him what to do and giving unsolicited career advice.
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White tents have been spotted on the Simpson property and Ashlee will be Mrs. Wentz by tonight. Aren't we all excited!? Yeah.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really don't see what Ashley sees in this guy. He looks like such a puss. I Do think she could have done better re. looks/ manliness (sp?). Guess it doesn't matter 4 now as she's knocked up and all.

Good morning DD! Did you name your rat yet?

Dirty Disher said...

Still thinkin' on it. Right now we call her baby girl.

Anonymous said...

when will jess grow the balls to tell her dad to fuck off?? she could probably get some silicone ones implanted....

baby girl is a good name! :)

Anonymous said...

Baby-G

Anonymous said...

Well if youre DD how about naming the rat baby D? :)

Anonymous said...

How thin-skinned is Romo if he can't handle an obnoxious fil?
For all we know, Romo is one of those obnoxious men with intimacy issues who never lets himself get close to anyone and has to keep finding new gfs because he can't allow a relationship to develop with any one girl. A lot of jocks are like that it seems and I don't know why anyone would bother with them. If that's what Jess was faced with, good riddance.