I guess anyone can go to Cannes to get photographed. We haven't heard much from Alli Simms lately, best known as Britney's cousin. Wait, Britney's cousin with a My Space. Yeah, that's it. Anyhow, she was seen leaving a party with Dean Cain. Why is HE there? She makes me want to slap her, I don't know why. Some people just do that to me. Shouldn't Alli be in Malibu Scotch-guarding Britney's sofas, or something? Spilled Cheetos don't pick up themselves, you know.
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Maybe she's there to hold Dean's shit for him. This could explain Her presence there. Why he is in Cannes remains a mystery.
To see and be seen, thats what and why, doesn't take talent for that.
I was wondering the same thing. Who invites these people? I saw Jean Claude Van Damme on a balcony flexing his arms and smiling like an idiot, and Phoebe Cates among all these other has beens and never were's. They probably save their money and give sexual favors all year in exchange for a spot at any Cannes event. Who gives a shit about another Studio sponsored circle jerk where they give each other reach arounds and tickle one anothers scritums while lying about how much they love each others work. Can we please invade Cannes and build a liquor store and a peep show? Oh and a Walmart too please. (No political pun intended, just strategizing for a better world.)
Pissymood may be onto something...I like her thoughts. Possible!
Cannes is Pretty Much NOT CREDIBLE anymore. It's a Big Pimpin' Party.
You can pimp out yourself, your kids or your dog. Reality losers are invited too.
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