Saturday, June 21, 2008

Alli Sims in a bikini

Ummmm....no comment. Okay, one. I thought it was her cousin until I realized she wasn't carrying a frappe and her hair had been combed in the last month.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoops - run to the maintenance shed. Ya need some work there.

mm

imposter syndrome said...

Well, she's not a performer, right? She's just regular people. So she can be as fat as she wants.

(As I munch on a giant chocolate bar.)

Anonymous said...

She's much heavier then her cousin i think, and her legs are quite thick. But the angle and caught mid action isn't exactly flattering either.

Anonymous said...

this proves the equation
venti frappe = same calories as a big mac

Anonymous said...

i don't believe they're really related...alli was avril's cousin/assistant before she was britneys....has anyone done the spears/sims family tree and see if their branches meet anywhere?

Anonymous said...

is that a gut on her? She is heavy for a woman her age. Kinda young & has never had a child. there's no excuse. Frappes? Really the same as a Big Mac? Yuck! No surprise! Big Mac's always gave me the runs anyway! TMI! Sorry... but it must be the dressing. She is brave to appear in a bikini knowing she might be shot by paps. A little dieting wouldn't kill her.

Anonymous said...

Notice that even though her gut is ample, her thighs lack cellulite. She has the body of a Baseball team's manager.

Anonymous said...

"imposter syndrome" said: "Well, she's not a performer, right? She's just regular people. So she can be as fat as she wants."

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"Performer?".. Well, not so much that anyone would notice, but there IS this to consider:

http://allisims.com/

Anonymous said...

Misstia, word in Hollywood is that Sims is Britney's cousin--- by marriage.

Hope that clears it up.

imposter syndrome said...

Thanks Anon 7:44!