Friday, June 13, 2008

Ashlee has a wee bump and boobies



Ashlee Simpson's bump is hardly noticeable, but, she sure is loving her pregnancy cleavage. Those of us blessed or cursed with boobage know this novelty wears off and those tops are uncomfortable. If you bend over, snap, a boobie pops out. If you move wrong they look saggy. All you do is spend your day making sure you're "arranged." It's not worth doing more than once a year. Show off the girls on Halloween, put them away the rest of the year. Papa Joe has that first one in a frame on his desk. Jessica is upset and will now go topless for Jesus and the troops.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope she knows she can't keep coloring her hair red thru the pregnancy. It looks freshly colored too. Thats so bad for the fetus.

Anonymous said...

You are right DD. Papa Joe has that shot on his phone and at hi desk on his computer.

Anonymous said...

she needs to put those things in a holster. And I don't think papa is "taking care of business" when he gaizes at the pix on his desk.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure papa Joe picked the dress out for her to wear

crystl

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else see a face in that window glass?

Anonymous said...

anon 5:39- I went back and looked again. I do see a face. It looks like a cat to me.

Anonymous said...

I bet Papa Joe will want to taste test the milk to make sure its the right temp for the baby. He'll try to get the perfect latch.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I didn't post that last comment above about pappy joe tasting the milk. Someone else signed as pissymood. WTH.