Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Billy Ray might be slightly retarded...
BRC: “My dad always told me: The more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks.” and this gem... “The turkey with the longest neck is the one everybody’s gonna be shooting at.” and this...“When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up.”
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Really Mr. Cyrus, wuz yew more skeered then a cat in a rume full o rockin' chairs? Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck yer dick. Boy, Howdy, yuk yuk. WTF is he on?
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i think he's trying to appear as a homespun downhome country boy with those little homilies....no one can top Mr. Haney from Green Acres, so billy ray needs to STOP...
LOL remembering Mr. Haney.
gawd, can anybody in Hollywood still be THAT country? It has to be somewhat an act, at this point. I didn't listen to it, being at work, but I get it. He's all over TV now, THANK YOU Miley! Dads got a career again!
did her chaw & spit too, while being interviewed?
I can think of very few sane parents in Hollywood. So what if Billy talks in a different way? He seems to be the most level-headed parent in showbiz. Oh well, let's hate all that is different! Yeah!
PS: Mr. Haney rocks!
Well don't forget he just recently went west to Hollywood, he was still living on backwoods acres driving around in atv's and spending half his time in T-pees. He isn't exactly suave and debonair.
Hey, I live in Arkansas. We really do talk like that! Ok, not ALL the time, but if someone says something like that, you don't even look at them weird!
"Really Mr. Cyrus, wuz yew more skeered then a cat in a rume full o rockin' chairs? Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck yer dick. Boy, Howdy, yuk yuk. WTF is he on?"
I can't breathe from laughing!!!
Dear Al Gore: I cordially invite you to visit Miley's Myspace site.
Dear Billy Ray,
Take the sunglasses off - and quit trying to speak like Elvis.
(in the words of "Ruby Thewes")
"Whooooo! That man is so full of MANUUURE... We could plant 'im in the ground and grow another'in just like 'im!"
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And can you imagine the fuss backstage with the Today Show people trying to get him to remove those SUNGLASSES?
... "But Mr. Cyrus, Meredith Veira is going to ask you some difficult questions. Our viewers will want to see your EYES. You wouldn't want them to think you're being DECEPTIVE... would you???"
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