Brad Pitt has been named a design consultant on a new five-star hotel in Dubai. Brad said: "Whilst acting is my career, architecture is my passion. Selecting this development as my first major construction project has been a simple decision."We will be unveiling precise plans in the next few months, but you can expect something that is not only stunning to look at, but will also be an incredible attraction to visit or stay at."***************
Yeah? Okay. I know he's hot for architecture, but, just 'cause you like it doesn't mean you should be designing a giant hotel. What if it looks hot and then falls down? Like his pants when he met Angie. Oh, well, he's Brad Pitt, he can build a new planet if he feels like it.
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In other news Brad's still interested in a gold lacquer-coated fiberglass sofa by Zaha Hadid for $300,000. You, know because his marble $300,000 table needs company in the 35 bedroom house. Come on, for $300,000 you could buy some more kids or at least 6 really nice houses for tornado victims here. Or a shitload of those weird eco houses in New Orleans. Oh, I forgot, fuck New Orleans and it's charm, they moved to France.
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Anyone surprised?. All I can say is that at least he's not claiming to be a singer.
he did attend some college for that. Dropped out tho to act. So much for needing a college degree to be an architect! sorry all you hard working college kids out there, you are probably wasting your time. A hardass fiberglass sofa? Wow, that sounds comfortable. That marble table looked like a hollowed out grand piano that has been cut in half. I think it's a huge waste of good money. Does he even remember how hard his parents prolly worked to buy a regular sofa when he was a kid? He has forgotten about what "normal" is. He will ALWAYS have money being thrown at him tho. So, w/e. He has kids. I hope he got at least 1 regular sofa! I am sooo sick of this shit. We can't even afford to drive our cars now and they do this. TomKat builds that hugeass mansion and isn't even gonna live in it. It feels almost sinful to me, what all those people are doing. Like flaunting it at all the "regular" people. "We got somethin' you don't have..." Go to hell!!! Done venting. Onward.
Dubai now? Gawd, how much "hate" ammo are they gonna keep giving to us! The richest country in the world, of course they'd be moving there and building a mansion next to some oil sheik. You just wait!!!And become best buds! Their kids can go to school with little Sheiks and Trojans too. Throw a few Ribbed for Her Pleasure Durex and Pleasure Plus in there and they are all set. I hate these people too.
Brangelina, Just keep Talking. LOL! You are such Easy Targets.
And BTW, What an Insult to Architects out there. I mean judging from the Ugly shit, brangelina bought the other day. OY! Methinks Brad needs to go to School for Both Designing and some Acting Classes wouldn't Hurt either.
I want brangelina to go away BUT! they make things so fun :) both are dumber than a fish.
DD, LMAO at the commentary on the pic!
PS. anon 10:59am =he's not claiming to be a singer, yet.
Angie is right, Banksy is ,like,so cool,and so, err, British. And that table is crap
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