Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dear Kate Hudson,



Your kid has outgrown all his pants, needs a haircut and doesn't look all that happy to be hanging out with Lance Armstrong and HIS kids. Ukkkkk, poor, Ryder. Looking at Lance over breakfast would make you upchuck your sippy cup.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's funny how one of lance's daughters looks like Ryder! I got confused and was thining "why is he wearing a little girls outfit?" DUH! Well, he is getting way past haircut time. Obviously has his dads build, tall & thin. He's cute but needs an upgrade! Lance is good looking DD. Why do you always hate on him?

Anonymous said...

They look like an average family in these photos. Sometimes I bet they wish they WERE average.

Anonymous said...

kates having a ball with Lance

Anonymous said...

That kid is going have a lot of uncles.

lances kids probably thinks he is a girl

Anonymous said...

did somebody say that Kates balling Lance? I haven't heard that term in 20 years! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

lol @ having a ball

Anonymous said...

Good one anon 10:22...having a ball with a one-balled man. Poor guy :(

I've never seen a single picture where she isn't carrying Ryder. Isn't he big enough now to walk by himself?

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Dear Kate, He can walk????????

Anonymous said...

What is it with celebs carrying their kids all the time? And the kid's gonna get an ass whuppin if he doesn't get his hair cut by the time he gets into school.

FonHom said...

I second anonymous 1:56:00 and anonymous 9:03:00 (sounds like scripture - Book of Bloggery!)

Let Ryder walk! After I was 3 or so, I wanted to walk on my own. Are these celeb kids being doped with baby Valium so they don't squirm when they're hauled around like a living hip brooch?

One thing I'll say for poor freaky looking Posh - her boys walk! They got legs, and they know how to use them.