Justin Timbertard and his new shack up, Jessica Bedonk are having trouble adjusting..
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“Justin’s been a bachelor for a long time,” a pal of the couple explains to OK!. “They’re both used to doing things their way and having specific things in the fridge. They’ve had to readjust where the beer, water and peanut butter go to make room for each other’s favorite foods."
Bullshit...they're having trouble deciding where to keep her condoms, his strap on, her weight lifting equipment, his ballerina/golf shoes, her proactive, his butt plugs...eh, I could do this all day.
7 comments:
Oh ya, he's such and old bachelor! It's not like he's George Clooney or something.
Uh, why is she always so grey looking? Literally, ashen coloured skin?
hey now...think about it...peanut butter, that goes in the same place as the condoms and butt plugs DD. Jeesh! Don't you know anything? LOL! She is sooo butchy. Why does he go for that type? Is he a fem? I'm thinkin'.
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Her or him??? Or both???
Butchy? Seriously? She has the perfect body. Muscular, athletic, but not too bulky. I agree that if she were any more muscular, it would likely be too much, aesthetically. But I think she looks awesome, and is a healthier representative of female beauty than most of the twiggier types. (She does look a little ashen lately, but that could just be due to a preference to go makeup-less... which I respect.)
imposter symdrome...that chick could whup up on ass. Thats all I'm sayin'. She totally could. Maybe she works as his bodyguard??? He needs her to protect him. I'm still gonna go see him in The Love Guru. He's a nut and very funny. Butch GF or not!
ImposterSyndrome quote: "She has the perfect body."
That's just your opinion. The athletic body type-- especially for women, is not everyone's cuppa tea.
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