Saturday, June 21, 2008

Fruit salad builds a fencing room...homo fantasies abound

In some attempt to have some good clean fun, Tom Cruise built a special fencing room in his mansion for himself, David Beckham and Will Smith.
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Smith tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, “Tom has a room for training. We don’t get enough time for hanging out, just us three guys, so this is his way of getting together and bonding. David and I go to his home and just do fencing. It’s a lot of fun. We wanted an activity that was strenuous, but we’re getting older - we have to think about slowing down. We’ve got to watch our joints. Especially my knee… Ow.”
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You'd better watch out, Will, that aint a sword he's pokin' you with. Actually, I think Will's smart enough to have figured that out. Becks..he's the one who's going to be surprised. En guard, fellas! Touché, fruit cup.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"En guard, fellas! Touché, fruit cup."

You crack me up woman.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, you have made my day with this post. Very rarely do i more than chuckle...this has made me laugh out loud...and laugh as i am driving down the road and think about it.....my hat is off to you.

Dirty Disher said...

Awww. I'm always amazed when anyone even reads my crap.

Anonymous said...

pure poetry! :)

Anonymous said...

Jada makes me want to chunk. She tries too hard to be smooth and elegant - ever heard her talk lately? Arrogant.


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Anonymous said...

Jada tryin' hard to be Posh with her bitch attitude. Katie's checkin with Li'l General to see if it's ok to smile. I like Will -is he losin' his realness?

yeesh.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or do the six of them remind you of some "popular" high school clique?!? Seriously, I think they make these stories up because they, for SOME reason, think that everyone else will envy them... OMG make it stop.

Anonymous said...

Haha. He really looks like a lil' general in this shot.

Anonymous said...

i bet they pretend they're pirates and run around and have 'raids' on their booties...

Anonymous said...

Posh's implants just kill me every time. Just look at them sitting so perfectly rounded above her dress like two perfect oranges (little grape-fruits?) And Will's wife is such a Posh wannabe it is revolting. These folks are weird.

Anonymous said...

what a freak show. Two brain damaged gays, a mannequin who also plays football, two robots and a garden gnome.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAH! 7:40 - Garden Gnome!!!

HAHHAHAHH! Oh, bloody hell! That's a good one. I'll be chucklin' all night!!!

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Anonymous said...

DD, we love your crap!

As for "En Garde Tommy", who thinks this stuff up? Fencing? What's next, croquet, polo, lawn bowling? Pretentious little twerp! So did Becks and Willy veto nude wrestling? I'm just wondering, does his English butler stand by with towels, tea and crumpets at the ready? You just know he's got a butler, valet, and, um...a "masseur" on staff.

CapriciousCat