Friday, June 6, 2008

Hayden won't shut up either


Just after reaming the media for the ridiculous "Hayden is a lesbian" rumors, Hayden PantyLiner gives us this brilliant gem..
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To British Glam mag..She said: “It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.”
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She said: “People are more interested in who celebrities are dating than the events going in the world. I’m not shallow. And I’m not sharing.
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Yes. You are. And you just did. Too much information, little missy. As for the events going on in the world, you are a TV cheerleader. Oh, wait, you just played a cheerleader in a movie too! I stand corrected. You are obviously a world changing celebrity. Now go wash your face, you aren't X-Tina. Oh, look! There's a dolphin..go Hayden, go! Yeah, that's right, run right out there. Buh bye.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Foot-in-mouth disease.

Dirty Disher said...

Combined with Big Head-itis.

Anonymous said...

Sooooo not cute. EW! Why is she famous? I just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

When will she announce that she's dropping a hot album?. She'll talk about how she has always been a singer first, and acting is just what she does to pay bills to get her through her art lessons.

Anonymous said...

she looks like she's in a wax museum