Socialite, Tinsley Mortimer was set to get her own reality show, but, MTV canned it because all she did was get dressed up and go to parties every day and didn’t have anything interesting to say. It was mortifingly boring..so Gossip Girls gave her some part on the TV show. Great. Some boring rich person who has nothing to say, has never done anything in her life because she didn't have to and loves shopping with daddy's money. Make her a star. Really.*
Do they think we're so bored that anyone will distract us from the dissatisfying experience that is our own wretched lives? If you are a socialite, go put daddy's name on the charity of your choice and become the queen of your exclusive country club. Say hello to your maid of a different color who is just like family even though you don't know where she lives, but, you give your old designer clothes to her kids because you're more than just rich. You have talent. Do I sound bitchy? Good. Her name is Tinsley Mortimer for cripes sake! I'd kick her in the cootchie just for that. We already have a ParAss.
7 comments:
yeah, her name alone makes her deserving of an ass kicking! I'm with you DD. Who is this again???
What'd you say her name was? Tinny Morticia? Gawd, not another one! What rock did this one climb out from under?
CapriciousCat
If their parents had paid any attention to them, they wouldn't be trawling for attention all the time.
I googled her and saw her with bevies of similar faces, all with noses that had clearly been shaved down by a surgeon, plus straight white teeth not quite fitting their jaws. Not exactly natural beauties.
Is mortifingly a word?
It's in my dictionary. Which is written in crayon on the back of a Fruit Loop box. I don't know how much more official you can get!
stupidest fucking name
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