
DJ Whoo Kid: I heard you had beef with Nick Lachey, man. Stifler: Oh, 'cause I fucked Jessica Simpson? [Assorted OH!'s, DAMN's, That is WACK!'s] Stifler: No, but I did! DJ Whoo Kid: One rumor out da way!
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I had to look Sean William Scott (Stifler) up. Dear Jessica, it's good that you don't claim not to be a drunk. You drink a lot. A LOT.
I had to look Sean William Scott (Stifler) up. Dear Jessica, it's good that you don't claim not to be a drunk. You drink a lot. A LOT.

6 comments:
Yikes! Way to give yourself a bad reputation, Jessica. He doesn't even acknowledge a relationship, just a fuck - pure class!
Ewe
Was he the guy in Dukes of Hazzard?
I agree, she must have been very, very drunk...
Sounds like he has the mental age of 14. Real classy guy
Susan
Clearly the peroxide has seeped into her brain if this is true. Maybe he's just talking trash to get attention - he definitely needs attention.
If it's not true, shows how much he thinks of her as a friend.
she made such a big do da about being a virgin on her wedding day. The rumors were she was doing both her costars on that Duke of Hazards movie, after she flimed that they filed for divorce.
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