Thursday, June 12, 2008

Is she dead?


I think maybe Jessica Big Ass Biel died from her own hottness and Justin TimberTard is dragging her rotting hollow eyed corpse around. She doesn't eat much now that she's dead, cuts down on the tip Cheapo has to leave for dinner. Hey, Zombie Wedding! Cool. Dawn of the dead douche bags.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big ass? For realz? I have never seen it! LOL! I don't care if I keep up with her. She's was on 7th Heaven for cripesake! She matters? Nah...how about her TV sister with the really bad wonk eye? Is she still alive? LOL!

Anonymous said...

whats so great about this chick from nowhere? I don't get it. She is NEVER cleaned up or looks decent when she's with him. What does she look like if she wasn't fixed up to go out? Holy christ!

Anonymous said...

They certainly seemed to have loss their spark.

crystal

Anonymous said...

good point crystal. But that happens after you pass the 1st year mark. *blah* sets in. Boredom and then the guy bolts! Look for that soon!

Anonymous said...

she looks like she was on a hemp binge. Doing a couple of bong hits and you'll look similar - at the next day.

Anonymous said...

Call me crazy, but I find it refreshing to see a celebrity out and about without looking like they're ready to step onto the red carpet. Yeah, she looks tired and pale, but so do I most days.

Anonymous said...

why does he always appear to losing his hair? Maybe he is! He's kinna got that Jude Law hair thing going on. Give it a few years, he WILL have Jude's hair!