Jennifer Aniston took her bottle of Smart-Dust to London because that's where hottie John Mayer is playing. Is she stalking him? Ta dum ta dum..I'm sure he invited her. Geez. Sources (sources are people who jerk off a lot and make shit up about people they wish they could meet) say Jen slipped in a puddle of passion punch and asked John to marry her, but, was met with "uncomfortable" silence. Please, when you get dick drunk and do retarded things like that, there's no one else around to hear you. So either it didn't happen or HE told it. If he told it, she'll dump him. But, I think she ask him and he said yes. Y'all think I'm just crazy, but, these two are getting married in about a year and having some babies. Uh huu..you wait and see. Her biological clock is toinking out of control and he can't do any better and he's bright enough to know it.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Jen's in London
Jennifer Aniston took her bottle of Smart-Dust to London because that's where hottie John Mayer is playing. Is she stalking him? Ta dum ta dum..I'm sure he invited her. Geez. Sources (sources are people who jerk off a lot and make shit up about people they wish they could meet) say Jen slipped in a puddle of passion punch and asked John to marry her, but, was met with "uncomfortable" silence. Please, when you get dick drunk and do retarded things like that, there's no one else around to hear you. So either it didn't happen or HE told it. If he told it, she'll dump him. But, I think she ask him and he said yes. Y'all think I'm just crazy, but, these two are getting married in about a year and having some babies. Uh huu..you wait and see. Her biological clock is toinking out of control and he can't do any better and he's bright enough to know it.
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"Desperado"
no way is he gonna marry her DD! Something will happen before um...halloween, and it will be ova! Wanna bet me???? Bet me $10. Just for fun. I could use the 10 bucks for the after Halloween candy sale!
Okay, but, if they're still doing it on Samhain, I get the candy money.
Ya, they won't get married and she never asked him. Not believable. Not everyone wants babies and marriage and she must have made that clear to Brad.
My neck is FREEZING but my arms...they're BURNING UP. Thank god I have the option to pair a scarf with A MOTHERFUCKING SCARF.
Haha way to ruin my joke. Anyway it's goofy to pair a scarf with a t-shirt.
11:09-Mofo scarf! hee hee!
She's a slave to fashion- whip her now! Or shall we leave that up to Bigshlong John?
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DD...ur on! $10 on the table. Thats no sh**...hee-hee. I'm gonna wiiiinnnn!!!! CVS has the best after Halloween candy sales! 75% off! then 90% off! I can't wait! Jealous????
PS: Samhain...Whats that? I need to know. This has to be kept fair & square ya' know!
her clock is really crazy if it's "toinking"...is that anything like "boinking"? HaHaha
SAMHAIN- The festival of remembrance for the dead, held on the eve of Nov. 1st. It is the last of the three harvests. This festival also marks the transition of rulership of the "Wheel of the Year from that of the Goddess to that of the God.
And it's Halloween..lol. Ok, anon bet. But, you're anon..how will I get my money?
Idiots act like they know these celebrities so well. LOL! Especially a lot of the blogers and their trolls! but I do not think she's as pathetic and desperate as the haters say she is.I think she is Liberated and Living it up~
I do think the one who is fucked up is Jen's EX, Brad and his baby momma. Angelina,now there's a loose cannon!
She does not want to get married or have babies. I f she wanted that she would have done that long ago.
Ohhh...don't worry DD. I will be coming for my ten bucks! Don't you even worry about that! besides you know who I am. I have emailed you before. I live in Indy!!! Bet is ON! Ohhh...it's sooo on!!!
Hey anon 12:18..........sounds like you know Brad and Angelina SOOOOOO well!!!
4:39 brangelina, especially the Skank herself has diarreah of the Mouth when it comes to their Personal Life. Skankalina even tells the Press when she's on Birth Control Pills.
Try to keep up! o.k?
6:44
hypocrite much?
Hey 6:44.........try to learn how to spell! o.k?
Is it just me? Has no one else noticed that she has not only re-done her nose a few times (like 3) but has also now shortened her chin? In most pictures now, she's almost unrecognizable.
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