Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Jessica Alba's brother speaks (WHY?)


Joshua Alba (in a desperate attempt to get his mug on the blogs, there ya go..grass-e-ass) : “Jessica did everything natural,” the 25-year-old actor tells E! “It was all natural. It went really well [except] my dad [Mark Alba] was on a business trip in Florida, and Jessica just flew him in last minute. He is so upset he has to fly back today.”
“[Honor] is gorgeous,” adds Uncle Josh. “She looks just like my sister. We are all just ecstatic. She definitely looks like an Alba to me.”
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I don't believe for a minute that's her brother. That's Alba in drag pretending she has a family that likes her. Her real family moved to a remote Mexican village and won't give her the address because they can't stand her either. The interviewer kept putting words he (she?) left out in parentheses because apparently he can't talk like a normal human being. Ecstatic is a big word. Can I buy a vowel?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK...so now he's being called an actor? Is that true, or a ploy to get interest? he's totally using this as an avenue to help himself. Dismissed!!!

Dirty Disher said...

I love that he thinks she had a "natural" birth..that bitch had a spinal hooked up 5 months ago.

Anonymous said...

He's cute.
Don't really care about what he has to say though.
He needs to pipe down and just let us look at him.

Anonymous said...

lol @ 5 months ago

Anonymous said...

grass e ass LMAO!!