Monday, June 23, 2008

Kim and some unimportant people at a bridal shower


Do people do bridal showers where you live? They don't here, not that I know of anyway. We always had hope chests. The other girls hoped they'd get some fool to marry them. My hope chest was a "hope I get my own damn apartment someday" chest. It came in handy when I turned 14. Anyhow, here's Kim Kardashian at a friends bridal shower. Kourtney and Khloe and Christina Aguilera had to stand in back because they aren't as cute as Kim. Can you imagine making X-Tina stand in back?? Kim's mother got to sit in front and wear the shortest skirt because she is the immaculate womb of conception of Kardashian beauty. And also because she likes to shoot socialite beaver.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

i have to give christina credit for not throwing a hissy fit and posing and smiling for the pix despite the kardassians taking over...

Dirty Disher said...

That aint no lie. Her postpartum prozac must be kicking in.

Anonymous said...

yes we have bridal showers here (canada). Quite often they do a "jack and jill" one and that includes both the bride and groom, but I have never been to any of those myself - just bridal showers where you buy a gift for the bride.

Not sure why we do it, but we do lol. Usually a person makes up a stupid hat with a paper plate with the bows and ribbons and the bride has to wear it. For my bridal shower I got 2 smaller plates and a bra was made lol


crystal

Anonymous said...

Bridal showers?

Unfortunately, yes. Bridal, and just about every other type of "shower" event possible. But then, I live in LA-- ground zero for frivolous pap.

Anonymous said...

Here you have to dress up as a chicken or something and walk around town handing out condoms. If I ever get married I will be sure to elope.

Anonymous said...

?? that's Xtina? I thought it was Cindy Lauper

bridal showers suck ass! but I have a formula that gets me though them , sort of...

1. show up late, really late, if you drive by and there aren't enough cars, come back in a few..
2. look nice
3. get a gift off of the registry, doesn't have to be expensive, she only had this bullshittassshit to beg for gifts, so buy the sugar/creamer set. If she doesn't have a registry buy a nice sugar/creamer set, they're cute.
4. leave early with the first person who leaves. One of those broads has been there since before the shower, leave with her.

You''ll be remembered for coming, bringing a gift, looking nice and being social.

Anonymous said...

Cindy Lauper!! LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

Assian's Mom's tits are each as big as her head.

Major Majormajor said...

How can a group of women look so different, yet so alike, at the same time?

Anonymous said...

Bridal showers and baby showers scare the hell outta me. Hate them! Some forego the idiotic games now tho. So, thats a good thing. I try not to go if possible! Be "busy" that day, send the gift ahead and stay home or leave town!