Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Kirstie Alley packs it on

They exaggerate her "collapse", it was just a faint, it was hot out. But, the picture seems real. Sources say Kirstie has gained almost a 100 pounds since losing 75 for Jenny Craig and then quitting the program. I feel bad for the woman, addictions are hard to beat and she can't be healthy, but, she needs to stop flapping about making her own weight loss program to sell us and also about the Scientology crap. If Scientology cures all, why can't she put down the corn dogs and do some sit ups? On that note..yumm, corn dogs. I wonder if I have any in the freezer?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't feel sorry for her remember when she came out on Oprah in a bikini and thought she was all that? she's just FAT

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah and she had panty hose pulled up under her tits, member?

Anonymous said...

my gawd those kankles!! Poor Kirstie. She used to chainsmoke smoke Marlboro Reds. Does she still smoke? She must not, most gals can keep some weight off with the ciggys. My gawd, she used to be beautiful. Star Trek The Movie! Amazing beauty. She must not need to work 'cuz if she did she'd be slimming down. She's not supposed to be that big. I wonder if she's got one of those abdominal aprons under there? EW!

Anonymous said...

It's not Scientology's fault she's fat, it's hers. She obviously isn't trying hard enough. Maybe she hasn't committed enough of her money...after all, everyone knows the true path to enlightenment comes through ridding yourself of all your nasty, negative cash. And if she gets rid of enough of it, she'll be too damn poor to eat. Heh, problem solved.

Better yet, instead of giving her money to the Church of Tommy, she can give it to me. I'd be more than happy to feed her bread and water, and run her ass around the block night and day. In fact, it'd be a pleasure (she said with an evil grin).

Seriously, it's karmic retribution. A big, fat mouth deserves a big, fat ass to keep it company. Go away now, Kirstie.

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

How would Scientology explain this? And Travolta's son's problem? (Don't laugh at that, I have a similar thing and it's HELL to live with.)

But why do they keep trying to make sense of the world with ideas that aren't working? Wouldn't Sci-y say she had an alien in her? Ummm,,, they can get them out, right?

Anonymous said...

Unless you learn something from Jenny Craig, you are going to put the weight back on because you go back to your old eating habits.

Jenny Craig you buy all their food - breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack and a protein bar - sticking to that is easy and you loose the weight.

I was shocked and saddened that she put it all back on and in such a short time, that has to be pretty hard on your body.

Over eating is a disease and an addiction, unfortunately if you are an alcholic you give up booze, druggie you give up drugs, but you can't give up food.

crystal

Anonymous said...

crystal...exactly. It's the hardest addiction to kick. we all gotta eat!

Anonymous said...

poor Kirstie my ass, she got PIZAID for those endorsements!

Jessica said...

Hey Anoymous, Kirstie probably would go away if she could, but that’s hard when you have paparrazi up in your grill every time you want to get something to eat. Also if you look close at the Enquirer cover in print it does look like they’ve stretched the pic a bit – not sayin she hasn’t gained but jeez, it does happen. I think she should go back to Fat Actress – she and the plot have definitely thickened!

Anonymous said...

blame it on the inner alien