Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Liar Alba pimps her kid

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Jessica Alba is in talks to pimp baby pictures of little Honor already. But, she JUST told The New York Daily News that she's not really talking to any magazines about baby pictures, “I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull."
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MSNBC's The Scoop reports that she's lie-telling! She's apparently been in talks with UsWeekly, OK! and People. A source said, “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that."
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Uhhh, because she's a big fat liar? And always has been? The kid isn't even dry yet and she's pimping her out. Look for the umbilical cord on eBay. Except Honor probably didn't have an umbilical cord, being delivered into the arms of her gorgeous (cough) mother by the brown Mexican angel of sterile childbirth and bikini photo spreads.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you hate Mexicans?

Dirty Disher said...

I don't..Alba does and she's Mexican. That's the joke.

Anonymous said...

"Why do you hate Mexicans?"
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Holy enchilada, that didn't take long.

(sigh)

Dirty Disher said...

Never does. :)

Anonymous said...

She's so fake, smug and into herself, she drives me nuts too DD.

Anonymous said...

wtf? she's Mexican???!!!