Thursday, June 5, 2008

A little Paris?

ParAss is sparking baby bump rumors with this satin number. She did look sort of pregnant in some of the pics, but, ParAss is a known attention whore. I think she just duct taped a Hello Kitty pillow under there and told Benji they had to get married now. Or she just gave Benji his first blow job and swallowed. Hey, look at the dude, you know he has some build up.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joel Madden crawled up her twat to hide from Nicole and is now living in there.

Anonymous said...

Why is she trying to mirror Nicole Richie'slife? I USED to have a friend like this. She'd even run out & buy the same perfume I just bought.

loser - get yer own life.

mm

Anonymous said...

Not to worry. Paris is FAR too vain and self-absorbed to even consider having a child.

I'd be willing to bet she's just eaten a few too many of those "Six-Dollar Burgers"...

Anonymous said...

Is Benji Madden a gigantic 'schlub' or what?

Paris is a complete asshole-- it's true, but whatever does she SEE in this guy?

Anonymous said...

Giant impending BM is my guess.


Is he getting fatter by the second?
All those home cook'd meals by ParAss Crocker.

Anonymous said...

EWW! DD...NO you didn't just say that! *gasp*

Anonymous said...

lol @ parass crocker

Anonymous said...

What a scarey thought..Paris Hilton pregnant (shudder). She may be self-absorbed but I can see her doing this just to keep up with Nicole. She'll hire a dozen nannies and get on with her meaningless life.

Susan

Anonymous said...

Not everything is about you! Maybe she thought the perfume smelled good so she bought some. Cunt.

Anonymous said...

7:51 - Did we strike a nerve, dumbass? Is YOU a Copycat, too??