Thursday, June 5, 2008

Look At Hil Duff

"Uh oh, I think that last Shirley Temple made me poop my pants. I'll just stand like this and no one will know. They think I'm cool. They think I don't hate Joel Madden anymore either, or that skanky Nicole and their stupid little baby with the dumb name. My hair looks hot like this. It does not look like a cinnamon bun on my head, bloggers are just jealous of my fame and talent. I can pull off purple sparkle too. My sister can't, she has a big nose. I hope Joel sees this photo of me in my snake skin heels. That Nicole is a B word. He thinks she's so wild. Hmmmf. I'm wild too. Look at me Joel, I wore one little earring and one dangly earring. That's freekin' wild! I say words like freekin' now too. That's right, it's a new me. I'm hot. I have to go change my granny pannies now."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not diggin the cinnamon bun do lol, but would i be really twisted if i liked the purple sparkle dress? lol

Anonymous said...

Eh..she's too young to be dressin' like that. She's not even 21 yet! She looks very mature here. But since her bf is what...40?, I guess she's trying to blend in.

Anonymous said...

I think all that junk food is taking a toll on her figure. If I ate like that, I'd be 10 lbs heavier in a week (I'm 103 lbs at my ideal weight), so that's a huge percentage of weight gain.
She better lay off the crap if she wants to keep her looks.

Anonymous said...

Very punky Brewster dressing up in Mommy's clothes, but keeping the "totally rad" twist. Ugh.

Mags

Anonymous said...

yeah, she's putting some weight back on. Her arms are bigger. She's still OK. But she's not very tall, so she will look heavy fast. I'm glad she's not skeletel anymore tho. I think that trend is ova.

Anonymous said...

Body language says "not confident at all y'all". She must not feel great. It's nice not to see bones. Stand up straight & kick ass!

mm