Monday, June 23, 2008

Mike Myers is a little diva bitch


From the NY Post, Page Six..The comic made an appearance on NBC’s “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” Wednesday to promote ‘‘The Love Guru,’ but he drove backstage staffers bonkers while he waited to go on. ‘He sent a team of interns on a wild goose chase for Silk nondairy creamer, Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer,’ said our witness. ‘Then he sent one of the interns back out to get him a new drink when he realized his seltzer was not the brand he requested.’”
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Ordinarily I'd question the validity of any NY Post writer who used the word "bonkers" but, in this case it's probably apt. The Love Guru attracted some big names but they didn't suck enough Myers ass to be cast. You had to be a friend of his or a friend of his best friends to be honored with a part.
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Are you fucking kidding me? You'd have to be a brain dead piece of flotsam to think The Love Guru is anything but moronic trash insulting audience intelligence. Jessica Alba's in it..doesn't that give you a clue? Austin Powers...ring a bell? This shit is for really really really REALLY slow people, brain damaged people, horny adolescent boys and Mike fucking Myers. I'd rather have a period for 6 months and be set on fire than watch this mind numbing CRAP! What's he got to be such a diva about? Get your fingers off the keyboard, Austin Powers fans...you are retarded. R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D.

8 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

They should show The Love Guru to John Graziano, he'd get up and walk out.

Anonymous said...

WHO'S the diva here?

It's the lazy, useless gofer who can't handle going to the convenience store for 3 items WHILE BEING PAID FOR IT. Moron.

Anonymous said...

I thot that lsat post said "golfer" I was like WTF? LOL!

Anyway...I have been hearing alot of crap about him & this movie. It's a Mike-o-mercial. And it sucks. Of course it does. He makes the same movie over & over again, just changes the costumes. Wil Ferrell does the same thing, but I love Wil. It's all for teen boys to guffaw at. He even gave a part to JT and his character is "well endowed"! Didn't JT already do that bit on SNL? YES! Nothing new here. MM is a dick and now we all know. He's divorced now, so I guess he thinks he can. He doesn't have that great mom-in-law (Linda Richmond) anymore to straighten his ass out!

Anonymous said...

Ya it's probably crap, but so is ninety percent of the stuff in cinemas. Hollywood makes a LOT of crap.

Anonymous said...

L-M-A-O

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Austin Powers was the most unwatchable shit movie that I have ever seen. Hasn't this movie already been made not that long ago - The Guru? It wasn't that great that you would want to rip it off.

Anonymous said...

Carlin dies. Myers lives. Where's the justice?

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see "So I Married An Axe Murderer"??? I thought it was funny!