Friday, June 27, 2008

Mini Me sues TMZ over sex tape


Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit, claiming TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing portions of his sex tape. Verne claims the sex tape is stolen..yeah, we've heard that before, shorty. This is one time I won't get a nasty letter from some celeb or their lawyer because I'd rather set myself on fire then watch the disgusting little troll have troll sex. I can't think of anything that I would rather NOT see than that. Blech!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

vienna sausage anyone? How about a cocktail weenie?

Anonymous said...

the lawsuit validates that its real, thats all he wants. Then he can bank on it. But this guy actually has a movie career. Why do this? Yuck! And WHOOOOO had sex with him and HOW'D they accomplish that? Just don't even tell me! I don't really wanna know. That would maybe be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Dwarfs are notorious pervs tho! EWW! Well, that area is kinda "eye level" for them, so they see it alot!

Anonymous said...

uh-oh, he might have an attorney send you a letter cuz you INSULTED him and his sex tape...

:)

Anonymous said...

don't dwarfs smell like cabbage and work in carnie's?

Anonymous said...

must be a short film...lmfao!!!

Anonymous said...

I just threw up in my mouth!

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Dude....how the hell does dwarves have sex?

Anonymous said...

ask those people on :Little people, big world"..they know! 4 times!!! and ones a set of twins...go figure!

Dirty Disher said...

I like that little woman..HATE her know it all little hubby.

Anonymous said...

*MEGABARF*




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Anonymous said...

You know what they say about short men who have Napoleon complexes (Tommy Girl, I'm looking at you). I guess this makes male Little People (dwarfs, midgets...I don't know what the PC term is anymore...argh) even more obnoxious.

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