Gossip's shitting themselves because twatty Justin Timberlake is moving man gorilla Jessica Biel into his LA mansion. She gave her own mans to her family, rather than sell it. Because despite what gossips are selling, this is called SHACKING UP, not being engaged or married. Doh. This is the part where she finds out he has ass gas that makes a sewage treatment plant smell like roses and he finds out she has PMS and heavy flow all over his 2,000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. Then he'll dump her ugly ass unless she gets knocked up and I'd think that might be difficult if you were born with a penis.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Moron gossip about morons
Gossip's shitting themselves because twatty Justin Timberlake is moving man gorilla Jessica Biel into his LA mansion. She gave her own mans to her family, rather than sell it. Because despite what gossips are selling, this is called SHACKING UP, not being engaged or married. Doh. This is the part where she finds out he has ass gas that makes a sewage treatment plant smell like roses and he finds out she has PMS and heavy flow all over his 2,000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. Then he'll dump her ugly ass unless she gets knocked up and I'd think that might be difficult if you were born with a penis.
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Umm, angry much, DD?
C'mon DD, you have to admit she has a nice body.
Yeah. Im a dont feel good. And dont ask me how a heavy flow and a penis works. I just think she aint right.
I hope he has a permit to keep an animal that big on his property.
Snort!
It's posts like this that keep me comin' back day after day.
Thanks, Dish.
Awwwwwww!
well, he has a penis, right? he might be able to accomplish that task. Or did you mean her? OOOOH! I get it now. DD...good one! LOL.
She has a manly face structure & an athletic body. Just his usual type. She is never seen fixed up or with make-up on. Big horse teeth. Hair is always just thrown up in a ponytail. She just isn't girly. And I think thats what he likes. Could he be a little gay? eh???
I thot they were already shacked up. & I didn't care then either.
Whats her family gonna do when she has to move back home? Just get kicked out into the street? That doesn't sound like a very secure home living arrangement. By any means. Hope they keep their own house!!! They will be needing it.
He is the glamourous one in this relationship, and that's how he likes it. This guy is a primadona who probably dresses up to "see what I look like". He entered and won a beauty pageant when he was a little girl..er..boy.
MAdonna, Jessica Biehl and Skankalina text each other bragging about how they dominate their men.
Well at least shes smart enough to keep her 'house' so she has a place to go back to when it all goes up in huge billowing clouds of black smoke!
At least she isn't Jessica Alba, and that's more than enough for me!
=)
Catherine
I think he enjoys being held down by her muscular shoulders and running his fingers along the ripples of her sinous back, and gently caressing her strong jawline and well defined powewrful torso. He probably asks her to wear mens cologne to bed; which she readily produces from her man purse.
She is a REAL BITCH too! Watch out Justin.
If we see you with bruises and an eye swollen shut. We'll know what's up.
Yeah I agree with anon above.
"if we see you with bruises and an eye swollen shut. We,ll know whats up".
If that happens it's because she clit-smacked him with her mini peen.
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