Friday, June 6, 2008

Nick is moved out of solitary

Nick Hogans whining, sobbing, crying and foot stomping has finally paid off. He is now in a cell with three other juvenile offenders and a TV set. How heartwarming. Now he can entertain himself by giving hand jobs, blow jobs, rim jobs, playing drop the soap and watching late night talk shows make fun of him and the rest of his worthless family.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you wish for Nick!. Now he wont have a moments peace with his cellmates always asking him for pictures of Brooke and to smuggle some panties from his cougar Mom. Besides, he has always been sheltered and now he has fallen in the mouth of the lion. They will eat him alive, and he'll love it.

Anonymous said...

i hope they rape him daily and make him yell "i'm a little bitch i'm a little bitch" over and over....and i hope one of them gets a pix of john with his skull dented in to show nick whenever nick starts whining how it's so unfair!

Anonymous said...

I think we can all see where this will lead. He'll have to promise them money, cars, jobs, dates with Brooke, meet 'n greets with the old man, etc.. in exchange for "protection".

I, for one, can't WAIT for Nick's release. He'll have an entire crew of new "friends". It should be verrry interesting.

Anonymous said...

he's not cute, he's a crybaby and a pussy, a coward, a virgin and blows his sister. He will get lots of dates in Prison! Just his type! Butch-style!

Anonymous said...

Is that 40-year-old-looking guy Nick Hogan? Is he already going gray, too? Karma's catching up early for this one, it seems.