Robert Downey Jr. cracks me up, but, I doubt Burger King finds him amusing. He talked about how he gave up dope and what made him quit..
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He was driving around with tons of dope in his car and got hungry (what?) and stopped at Burger King. Downey: "I have to thank Burger King,” he said. “It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." Downey Jr. says he then tossed all of his drugs into the ocean, deciding right then and there to clean up his act.
He was driving around with tons of dope in his car and got hungry (what?) and stopped at Burger King. Downey: "I have to thank Burger King,” he said. “It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." Downey Jr. says he then tossed all of his drugs into the ocean, deciding right then and there to clean up his act.
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Call me a skeptic, but, I don't think that's how it went down. I think 4000 jail terms might have influenced his decisions. Although..I do get a high off Big Macs, not kidding. In the ocean, you say, Robert? Hmm, now I know why Heidi Montag spends so much time in the surf. Bitch is fighting the fish for a buzz and a better smell.
Call me a skeptic, but, I don't think that's how it went down. I think 4000 jail terms might have influenced his decisions. Although..I do get a high off Big Macs, not kidding. In the ocean, you say, Robert? Hmm, now I know why Heidi Montag spends so much time in the surf. Bitch is fighting the fish for a buzz and a better smell.
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yeah i thought becoming someone's little bitch in jail cured him...though i suppose blaiming burger king is better than saying bubba in the big house made him go 'straight'...
and wasn't he caught sleeping in some kids bed whilst high on dope?
LOL! Yeah, he was. I forgot about that. He wandered into the wrong house and climbed in a stranges bed (alone) and the mom found him and called the cops.
was he fat at the time? 'cuz otherwise I don't get the relationship here with a BK burger. Unless he was smoking the reefer, which makes you salivate for a HUGE ass burger, then this doesn't make sense. Big BK Burger=throw your drugs in the ocean? Nah...I'm with DD on this. Thats ridic. Don't blame that scary Burger King guy, dude!
Did you all read the interview he gave about 2 months ago? He was quite open about his screw ups, relationship with SJP and how he loved her but screwed that up too, todays relationship & his son. Was good.
Gawd, I keep meaning to post on scary gay Burger King dude. Sunday. Yep.
SJP has talked about him too. I like them both..I just don't think a bad burger can change your life.
Only thing I would be thinking is...how fat is my ass gonna get now?! or my cholesterol just shot thru the roof!!! Not "OMG! I am gonna change my life!" Nope...not gonna happen. Thats a stupid man for ya'. They don't even know how to express themselves. I like him tho, he's not normal. Just my type! LOL!!
All I know is that minus weird facial hair I just wanted to jump on him when I watched Iron Man. I'dve set our gender back about 1,000 years.
Isn't Burger King using Iron Man toys in their Kids Meals right now? Probably not a good thing to piss off your endorser, or is this a way to advertise Burger King? "Sure, the burgers are gross, but they'll get you off drugs!"
Personally, I think Burger King is the best. We don't have one around here but I love it!
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