Hayden PantyLiner wants to quit her TV gig to become a hot pop singer. Her "reggae-flavored" “Wake Up Call” will appear on Panettiere’s still-untitled debut album, which is slated for 2009.
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Shut the fuck up, Cheerleader. You can't sing a lick. You should do a stolen duet with the other worst teenage singer in the Universe, Ali Lohan. Ohhhhhh, I can see sweaty little Panty-Fan fingers poised over the keyboards right now.."Hayden is hot, Hayden can sing!" Get your fingers off that keyboard right friggin' NOW. I am right, you are wrong. HERE's a clip. I rest my case. Oh, about 2 minutes in, she not only loses the key, but, has a nip slip. Thrilling. Somewhere Bob Marley is screaming "Yo, mahn, WHY??"
4 comments:
Ooh boy. Nothing else to say is there.
Nope.
no nip slip.
But there were kids! Kids! Parents made their younglings listen to this and smiled!
CPS should have taken notes that night. If that isn't child endangering, what else is?
dolphins, Bob Marley, my ears...
this chick is dangerous, she doesn't care who she hurts
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